HAVE YOU SEEN THE NIGERIAN LovePeddler?
SHE SPREADS LIES FASTER THAN SHE SPREADS HER LEG
WITH BELLY LIKE A BAG OF WORMS
AND CUNT LIKE A GROUND FOR DOGS
BUT GOD SENDS HIS LOVE

SHE SPREAD RUMORS
AND NASTY JOBS
WITH MORE BALLS IN HER MOUTH
THAN A FIELD CAN TAKE

SHE HAD A YARD SALE
AND GOT SCORNED
THEN GATHERED CORPSES
AND HAD VULTURES SPREAD AROUND

SO NOW SHE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR
AND FINDS ONLY BLOOD
BUT THEN SHE DOESN'T EXIST
FOR HELL HAS CUM OVER HER WITH ALL ITS STINGS

This is Nairaland, so Lame threads can snick to Front Page. I'll edit it when it makes front page.

This can't make fp nah. Bt incase sha... Space reserved