i still have to do it though, when d main time comes

styrax:

Though the snake matter was serious but the wardrobe own has always been the strong one for me. i was petrified, because the father came back from a trip unexpectedly, while i was in there, he decided to come into the room and search for some old stuffs in some boxes on the wardrobe, he even opened one half of the door, i thought i was going to throw a fit.

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!! You've broken my ribs!!!!

i thot i'd done foolish things for love, lai lai and co take the cake!

lai-lai:

jst tinkin about d silly things i did in my post secondary/early undergraduate days

- had an accident while tryin to impress my the girlfriend with my driving skillz even though i could hardly drive, was even lucky the accident happened around my area,

- went to introduce myself to her father as her boyfriend, telling him i planned to take things serious with her, the slap i got still resounds in my ears some days when i woke up though her father later advised me and told me to be serious.\

now, i try my best to be einstein in relationships

lol

and i thought my stories were bad enuff.

onyinye2:

and i thought my stories were bad enough.

you have stories? LMAO! Abeg Kobojunkie allow me to borrow ur favorite word.

the drivin one was the funniest cos when i was about removing the car from the house with my gf, the househelp kept on shouting that i have never driven b4 till i slapped him(which almost caused a fight, another story). my gf was now suspicious, i told her i was not usually allowed to carry the car but i drive regularly. so i managed to get the car out. just a minute laer still inside my estate, i tried to change the gear but didnt do it rightly, got confused n pressed brake totally b4 clutch cos an okada was comin slowly, as the car was still jackin, i swerved away from the okada which was still relatively far and landed in the gutter. my dad almost killed me, peeps in my estate still remember and laugh when i come by

@ lai-lai

lai-lai:

the drivin one was the funniest because when i was about removing the car from the house with my girlfriend, the househelp kept on shouting that i have never driven before till i slapped him(which almost caused a fight, another story). my girlfriend was now suspicious, i told her i was not usually allowed to carry the car but i drive regularly. so i managed to get the car out. just a minute laer still inside my estate, i tried to change the gear but didnt do it rightly, got confused n pressed brake totally before clutch because an okada was comin slowly, as the car was still jackin, i swerved away from the okada which was still relatively far and landed in the gutter. my dad almost killed me, peeps in my estate still remember and laugh when i come by

ROFLMAO YOU ARE AS FUNNY AS HELL.

lai-lai:

the drivin one was the funniest because when i was about removing the car from the house with my girlfriend, the househelp kept on shouting that i have never driven before till i slapped him(which almost caused a fight, another story). my girlfriend was now suspicious, i told her i was not usually allowed to carry the car but i drive regularly. so i managed to get the car out. just a minute laer still inside my estate, i tried to change the gear but didnt do it rightly, got confused n pressed brake totally before clutch because an okada was comin slowly, as the car was still jackin, i swerved away from the okada which was still relatively far and landed in the gutter. my dad almost killed me, peeps in my estate still remember and laugh when i come by

that was rib crackin
more . . . . . . . . . .

@noetic
u mean more stupidity abi, lol

lai lai anymore stupidity? You have me in stitches now. Was that your girl using juju on you?

lai-lai:

@noetic
u mean more stupidity abi, lol

like i told nubian, u werent stupid.

we all get driven by emotions. even d greatest of all men have once done this silly tins

lets call them silly n not stupid

but more please. . . . . . . . .

noetic:

but more please. . . . . . . . .

Yesssss more please

about d introduction one, she told me it would be nice to get to knw some peeps in her house(didnt mean her father as she later told me), i was reluctant at first till she asked whether i was scared of sumf. i decided to go and introduce mysef to her dad directly without her to show how brave i was. on seein the father who was d only one at home that day, i told him i was his daughter's bf and that i had a bright future and i was one of the serious boys and that i might plan to take things to the next level(very stupid, i gues), he just stood up and bent towards a table near me like he was about to pick somethin from there, b4 i knew, GBOA-furious slap, i floated away and as i was about landin, GBOA once more and later finally landed. his slaps were like punches. after i had become myself a lil, he gav me a lil pep talk(in which he said would not like to see me for at least 10 yrs) b4 i left for d clinic.

all dat is in d past nau, i stil cal her once a while and all we do is laff

My dear no more! i am drained. i have been the following FOR men

1] DRIVER

2] PORN STAR

3] COOK

4] CLEANER

5] BENEFACTOR

6] SECURITY

7] PERSONAL BANK

8] MAID

9] HOUSEWIFE

10] INTERNATIONAL MUGU

lai-lai:

about d introduction one, she told me it would be nice to get to knw some peeps in her house(didnt mean her father as she later told me), i was reluctant at first till she asked whether i was scared of sumf. i decided to go and introduce mysef to her dad directly without her to show how brave i was. on seein the father who was d only one at home that day, i told him i was his daughter's boyfriend and that i had a bright future and i was one of the serious boys and that i might plan to take things to the next level(very stupid, i gues), he just stood up and bent towards a table near me like he was about to pick somethin from there, before i knew, GBOA-furious slap, i floated away and as i was about landin, GBOA once more and later finally landed. his slaps were like punches. after i had become myself a little, he gav me a little pep talk(in which he said would not like to see me for at least 10 years) before i left for d clinic.

all that is in d past nau, i stil cal her once a while and all we do is laff

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lai-lai:

about d introduction one, she told me it would be nice to get to knw some peeps in her house(didnt mean her father as she later told me), i was reluctant at first till she asked whether i was scared of sumf. i decided to go and introduce mysef to her dad directly without her to show how brave i was. on seein the father who was d only one at home that day, i told him i was his daughter's boyfriend and that i had a bright future and i was one of the serious boys and that i might plan to take things to the next level(very stupid, i gues), he just stood up and bent towards a table near me like he was about to pick somethin from there, before i knew, GBOA-furious slap, i floated away and as i was about landin, GBOA once more and later finally landed. his slaps were like punches. after i had become myself a little, he gav me a little pep talk(in which he said would not like to see me for at least 10 years) before i left for d clinic.

all that is in d past nau, i stil cal her once a while and all we do is laff

You desreve the No 1 mumu prize, . .  no be nubian anymore

i cnat stop laughing  

lai-lai:

about d introduction one, she told me it would be nice to get to knw some peeps in her house(didnt mean her father as she later told me), i was reluctant at first till she asked whether i was scared of sumf. i decided to go and introduce mysef to her dad directly without her to show how brave i was. on seein the father who was d only one at home that day, i told him i was his daughter's boyfriend and that i had a bright future and i was one of the serious boys and that i might plan to take things to the next level(very stupid, i gues), he just stood up and bent towards a table near me like he was about to pick somethin from there, before i knew, GBOA-furious slap, i floated away and as i was about landin, GBOA once more and later finally landed. his slaps were like punches. after i had become myself a little, he gav me a little pep talk(in which he said would not like to see me for at least 10 years) before i left for d clinic.

all that is in d past nau, i stil cal her once a while and all we do is laff

bravooooooooooooooooo _{i laughed till i had a tear in ma eyez}

men, this thread is hot like fire!!
seems like a lot of people did a lot of shit in the past

carry go

HR.hotness:



You desreve the No 1 mumu prize, . . no be nubian anymore

i cnat stop laughing

noooooooooooo, he is only comin up

na nubian still b general overseer of mumu's ministry

Young girls need nothing, so they'll be cool wit the poor guy who shows attention.

Called every other day consecutively for almost one year and we met like three times during these.
Suddenly noticed 'twas the same month we met again, so i stopped. It amaized me when she started calling too, it was then i knew i never gave the chance.

To an extent she's worth it!

lai-lai:

about d introduction one, she told me it would be nice to get to knw some peeps in her house(didnt mean her father as she later told me), i was reluctant at first till she asked whether i was scared of sumf. i decided to go and introduce mysef to her dad directly without her to show how brave i was. on seein the father who was d only one at home that day, i told him i was his daughter's boyfriend and that i had a bright future and i was one of the serious boys and that i might plan to take things to the next level(very stupid, i gues), he just stood up and bent towards a table near me like he was about to pick somethin from there, before i knew, GBOA-furious slap, i floated away and as i was about landin, GBOA once more and later finally landed. his slaps were like punches. after i had become myself a little, he gav me a little pep talk(in which he said would not like to see me for at least 10 years) before i left for d clinic.

all that is in d past nau, i stil cal her once a while and all we do is laff

Gosh you've killed me!!!!!!!!!

davidylan:

lai lai anymore stupidity? You have me in stitches now. Was that your girl using juju on you?

i've asked her recently and she denied

u cant cal me no 1 mumu just for those 2 silly actions, Nubian is on another level

I agree,

Nubian carry love for head

lai-lai:

u can't cal me no 1 mumu just for those 2 silly actions, Nubian is on another level

seconded

lai-lai:

u can't cal me no 1 mumu just for those 2 silly actions, Nubian is on another level

I accept my price as the QUEEN OF MUGUS

Make una no jelos me oh!

@noetic
'i'm only comin up', lol
i'm not goin past this,

NubianQ, u are the champion but I have to say I respect u though.

P.I.N:

NubianQ, u are the champion but I have to say I respect u though.

My dear i know those days are over but it was a learning curve!