I know ladies love guys with the six packs, mature face, firm biceps and triceps and all that things I have but, what if the guy's not able to lift you up.
Like you are so heavy or something.
My babe is slim, so d other day I tried lifting her up to fvck her, O boy I could not believe I was this weak despite all my daily exercises.
We crushed on the bed.
Pls, ladies, can u marry a guy that cnt carry u up? Lift u up nd carry u around like u watch in romantic movies? Does it mean d guy is not sexy nd romantic and strong enough to b married?
Pls advice us

lol bra. that can't be a breaker in a relationship. ofcourse even if a guy can't carry the lady the relation can still go on hey. its not all about carrying after all is about caring. does he care about her?

Monicasque: lol bra. that can't be a breaker in a relationship. ofcourse even if a guy can't carry the lady the relation can still go on hey. its not all about carrying after all is about caring. does he care about her?

yes he does, he cares about her very much he can smell a sarin gas for her. Am d guy being talked abt.
Tanks for ur understanding. Some nigerian women wil eat until they become mrs pej, den they xpect us to carry them every moment.
Hel no we r not jonathan d president.

Funnicator:
yes he does, he cares about her very much he can smell a sarin gas for her. Am d guy being talked abt.
Tanks for ur understanding. Some nigerian women wil eat until they become mrs pej, den they xpect us to carry them every moment.
Hel no we r not jonathan d president.

c there. u already have your own answer

Monicasque:


c there. u already have your own answer

yeah we understand.
Every gal isnt madam pej or madmoselle monicasque.
So we need more answers from ladys pls help us

Monicasque:


c there. u already have your own answer

but wat if madam pej wasnt this fat when she got married to president?

Men always date with returns

alfredo4u: Men always date with returns

errrrr
what has that got to do with answering my topic?

If a man is too weak to carry me(slim me o), ow will he be able to pound me well?
#runs outta thread

[color=#006600][/color] where am I carrying her to na? I Will carry her in my car, on my bike, inside plane and now you want me to physically carry her in the room like a porn star. Biko, if you have the strength proceed. Me I Will do the one my power can carry. The other day some guys were bragging about having sex for 3hours. Hian! I said me I Will do 20 minutes of passionate love-making, shikena! I'm happy and she's happy. The End!

angel TI: If a man is too weak to carry me(slim me o), ow will he be able to pound me well?
#runs outta thread

OMG.
ROFLLLLLL
this is some hell of a funny comment i swear.
Erhh babes, no need running, return back to popa. We lovs u well.
Tanks for opening up
i know the romantic ladies in bed r d slim once

burn: [color=#006600][/color] where am I carrying her to na? I Will carry her in my car, on my bike, inside plane and now you want me to physically carry her in the room like a porn star. Biko, if you have the strength proceed. Me I Will do the one my power can carry. The other day some guys were bragging about having sex for 3hours. Hian! I said me I Will do 20 minutes of passionate love-making, shikena! I'm happy and she's happy. The End!

o kay we get it bt wat if 20 minis pounding cnt get her happy yeah?

its carrying her that is the problem....most times in relationship you have to carry the responsibilities of her father...can you do that....if yes...then I bet you, you wont have a problem




but seriously it happens, when you are having s@#, you get a lil weak at the knees and your legs tend to buckle, lifting strength comes from flexing the legs muscles and timing your brain along with it, but your brain wont be focused in times like this as it is concentrating on other matters, blood from there has flowed to your...youknowhat.

the trick is to stop a while, while you are still inside, breathe deep to get blood in your brain and chest, flex your stomach and leg muscles and lift her CONSCIOUSLY......don't breathe shallow and don't rush, am sure you will be able to after.

crashing aint that bad as long as you can rise again

Funnicator:
o kay we get it bt wat if 20 minis pounding cnt get her happy yeah?

Well, I cannot kill myself. The only solutions is to put my 20minutes performance on repeat. So She gets 2 Or 3 rounds of fun. Or She can use her toys, I don't mind

who send you to go carry overload.....my guy if your weight no reach no try am o, else you risk slipping a disk......but i always love carrying my ladies like little babies .......size is never a barrier.....once heard that somewhere in nigeria it is believed that a guy who isnt able to lift his woman isnt capable of taking care of her......

addictiv: who send you to go carry overload.....my guy if your weight no reach no try am o, else you risk slipping a disk......but i always love carrying my ladies like little babies .......size is never a barrier.....once heard that somewhere in nigeria it is believed that a guy who isnt able to lift his woman isnt capable of taking care of her......

The only problem will be when the camera man say that the next pose should be the groom carrying the bride.

The only set of guys who are incapable of carrying their brides are the fornicators. And the reasons are actually obvious, though we can rule out the fact that some ladies become elephants too. Who wan carry elephants? Still try to respect PEJ sometimes nah, since she is the only first lady we have got. She shud not be appearing in all our subjects of ridicule, and she is better than most ladies on Nairaland.

rigormortis: its carrying her that is the problem....most times in relationship you have to carry the responsibilities of her father...can you do that....if yes...then I bet you, you wont have a problem




but seriously it happens, when you are having s@#, you get a lil weak at the knees and your legs tend to buckle, lifting strength comes from flexing the legs muscles and timing your brain along with it, but your brain wont be focused in times like this as it is concentrating on other matters, blood from there has flowed to your...youknowhat.

the trick is to stop a while, while you are still inside, breathe deep to get blood in your brain and chest, flex your stomach and leg muscles and lift her CONSCIOUSLY......don't breathe shallow and don't rush, am sure you will be able to after.

crashing aint that bad as long as you can rise again

big advise. Thanks.
This is an original advice coming from dude that has once carried overload.
I rceive it with open arms tehnk

burn:
Well, I cannot kill myself. The only solutions is to put my 20minutes performance on repeat. So She gets 2 Or 3 rounds of fun. Or She can use her toys, I don't mind

Wwow i understand but wouldnt u rather wish u were d toy itsef? Pls reason tehnk

addictiv: who send you to go carry overload.....my guy if your weight no reach no try am o, else you risk slipping a disk......but i always love carrying my ladies like little babies .......size is never a barrier.....once heard that somewhere in nigeria it is believed that a guy who isnt able to lift his woman isnt capable of taking care of her......

thanks big guy this was why i opened d tred, i wish to kno if us d weak guys r hopeless
we exercise properly daily but we r stil cnt cary our babes. Pls fimales do we hav hope of gerin marrid to u chubby ladys even tho we r wik?
Tehnks if u respond maturely tehnks

ITbomb: The only problem will be when the camera man say that the next pose should be the groom carrying the bride.

#faints#
we giv up

tpacalipse: The only set of guys who are incapable of carrying their brides are the fornicators. And the reasons are actually obvious, though we can rule out the fact that some ladies become elephants too. Who wan carry elephants? Still try to respect PEJ sometimes nah, since she is the only first lady we have got. She shud not be appearing in all our subjects of ridicule, and she is better than most ladies on Nairaland.

yeah we understand but we r jst using her for eg becos every boy nd woman knos her well
who else can i use as example?

burn: [color=#006600][/color] where am I carrying her to na? I Will carry her in my car, on my bike, inside plane and now you want me to physically carry her in the room like a porn star. Biko, if you have the strength proceed. Me I Will do the one my power can carry. The other day some guys were bragging about having sex for 3hours. Hian! I said me I Will do 20 minutes of passionate love-making, shikena! I'm happy and she's happy. The End!

errrrn!! thats for u 20min. wat if she wants more........?.

Funnicator: I know ladies love guys with the six packs, mature face, firm biceps and triceps and all that things I have but, what if the guy's not able to lift you up.
Like you are so heavy or something.
My babe is slim, so d other day I tried lifting her up to fvck her, O boy[b] I could not believe I was this weak despite all my daily exercises.[/b]
We crushed on the bed.
Pls, ladies, can u marry a guy that cnt carry u up? Lift u up nd carry u around like u watch in romantic movies? Does it mean d guy is not sexy nd romantic and strong enough to b married?
Pls advice us

bro, you crack me up oh as fr qs , yeah not compulsary for guy to carry me lol, but if he can do so - ima enjoy it!

Funnicator: I know ladies love guys with the six packs, mature face, firm biceps and triceps and all that things I have but, what if the guy's not able to lift you up.
Like you are so heavy or something.
My babe is slim, so d other day I tried lifting her up to fvck her, O boy I could not believe I was this weak despite all my daily exercises.
We crushed on the bed.
Pls, ladies, can u marry a guy that cnt carry u up? Lift u up nd carry u around like u watch in romantic movies? Does it mean d guy is not sexy nd romantic and strong enough to b married?
Pls advice us

shes ur private bitch not g.f.realmen dnt rant about their sex with their real g.f

baggy4luv: shes ur private bitch not g.f.realmen dnt rant about their sex with their real g.f

lool which one is real man and fake man?
Have a seat.

funny thread.

tpia@:
funny thread.

:Dfunny thread indeed. I wonder exactly what weight got to do with marriage.