If am a passenger,I wud change my mind and go home to fly the next day.Shiity things can happen when there is commotion.I fit dey reason say na planned work to divert people's attention,as there might be a bigger problem being planted.


I go just carry my handbag move...I might even trave fulani cow dung enter bush,go house go rest.

lynpetra:


Cold go kill me I be AJEKPACO nna.I fit come London na dey piss piss.Berra leave me for where I dey
But wait o,them fit over tax you o. I sabi purge well well.

OP tok say dey am hostage, una dey hia dey play luv...

dt02:
Did u do synonyms n anthonyms in skul....

ITK
Homonyms... homonyms bro.

dejijohns:
OP tok say dey am hostage, una dey hia dey play luv...

When I had cough,I was taking hot water,bath with hot water mixed with abonikin.And I wake up late at night to pray.


No mind funny,he won give me cough for UK.

dejijohns:
OP tok say dey am hostage, una dey hia dey play luv...

When I had cough,I was taking hot water,bath with hot water mixed with abonikin.And I wake up late at night to pray.


No mind funnyx,he won give me cough for UK.

martyns303: A hostage is a person(s) seized as security for the carrying out of an agreement.
Kidnap: holding one against his/her will

OP now I ask u, are u being held hostage?

Abduction

dejijohns:
OP tok say dey am hostage, una dey hia dey play luv...

Persin wey dem hold fit use phone come NL na bad englis dey worry the OP

funnyx:

Cold for wia? Wetin be my work? Who tell you say ajepako no full London? In fact some London ajepako babes worst past naija own sef also forget the tax thingy, me I no dey pay water bill for here I don declare my property as unoccupied
You be correct girl sha ... hugs..

Occupied :DNna you are a criminality
Hope say you no dey wash dead body oooo .

lynpetra:


When I had cough,I was taking hot water,bath with hot water mixed with abonikin.And I wake up late at night to pray.


No mind funnyx,he won give me cough for UK.

You'll get used to it my dear don't be scared, even me wey lepa sef I dey kampe aboniki dey here too, I even get massage bed wey I dey use to massage people wey get pain for bodi, nothing you want wey no dey London, even babalawo dey for Peckham

lynpetra:


Occupied :DNna you are a criminality
Hope say you no dey wash dead body oooo .

If I give you dead body moni you no go take am? Abi if you spend am for onwa December dem no go hail una? Abeg moni na moni

funnyx:

If I give you dead body moni you no go take am? Abi if you spend am for onwa December dem no go hail una? Abeg moni na moni

I go take am oooo.Infact I wud encourage you to introduce "IMO SUPER BLUE" to your dead clients.Me ke!It's just thatonce in a while I wud wake up to puty head on your chest to make sure you are still alive.Or pinch you a little,to be sure,mmadi a n'ghi amacha.

lynpetra:


I go take am oooo.Infact I wud encourage you to introduce "IMO SUPER BLUE" to your dead clients.Me ke!It's just thatonce in a while I wud wake up to puty head on your chest to make sure you are still alive.Or pinch you a little,to be sure,mmadi a n'ghi amacha.

Lwtmb who no like moni? Once customers come surplus na im be say you go join me for office na that'll be more money abi I lie no tell me say you dey fear dead bodi o

Kindly find out why these passengers blocked your aircraft and update us please, Nigerians can be timidly patient as regards poor service delivery (mtn, phcn etc), to have gone this far, they must really be pissed!

funnyx:

Lwtmb who no like moni? Once customers come surplus na im be say you go join me for office na that'll be more money abi I lie no tell me say you dey fear dead bodi o

I no join ooo.God forbidt!The day I mistakenly enter mortuary,I no sleep for one month!

My beret no enter my head again ooo.The head swell like bread wey drink water.

lynpetra:

I no join ooo.God forbidt!The day I mistakenly enter mortuary,I no sleep for one month!

My beret no enter my head again ooo.The head swell like bread wey drink water.

Lwkmd dead bodi no dey bite now, to defeat your phobia you have to do it over and over again.
Okay no worry I get one shop wey I just open; money transfer biz on one side, barber and hair dressers on one side and cargo biz. You fit help me manage this conglomerate while I go work go bring more moni?
The reward is very hard, sweet and juicy

lynpetra: Some persons need to download dictionary on their phones so effective communication can be made easy.

'Some persons '? Now who needs a dictionary ?

Some few weeks ago I posted that Nigeria has gone to the dogs & I got thoroghly abused please check the following happenings to tell WhaT is happing if not ubder the spirit of a dog .
1.Citizens stealing public fund iin billions
2 militantss contracted to monitor pipelines thet were being used to steal crude themsemlces ĄЙd̶̲̥̅̊ friiends .
3. Militants getting so rich they now begin aquire priivate jets .

Just landed in Lagos some few minutes ago (about 3.20am)

Shame!!

Now tell us wetin happen, in simple English or pidgin.

okpara ugo: God forbidt

oyibo

freakybaby: In as much as u sympathise with the Op,I also sympathise with u..#GrammerCheck..U're not on Hostage

Check d definition of hostage pls b4 quotin my post

martyns303: A hostage is a person(s) seized as security for the carrying out of an agreement.
Kidnap: holding one against his/her will

OP now I ask u, are u being held hostage?

it is called contextual usage.... Basic English.... Do refer to brighter grammar for more details

Level of ignorance of word usage on nairaland is quite appalling.... What is even more disturbing is that a lot of people think the op's choice of the word "hostage" is wrong

lynpetra:


I go take am oooo.Infact I wud encourage you to introduce "IMO SUPER BLUE" to your dead clients.Me ke!It's just thatonce in a while I wud wake up to puty head on your chest to make sure you are still alive.Or pinch you a little,to be sure,mmadi a n'ghi amacha.

see as you dey happy becos man dey indirectly toast u 4 NL,you never see man b4 for your village?

This is a regular occurrence with this airline. They have abysmal customer service. Nigerians also don't help matters with their Sidon-look mentality. I have been on numerous flights with this airline and am always amazed by the amount of abuse the Nigerian flying public will take without complaining.
I will bet my lunch money that this was caused by the flight being delayed until the airport was closed. Some airports like Enugu, Benin and Owerri do not have runway lights and therefore have to close by 6:30pm. So it is a common for passengers to these destinations to frequently get stranded at the airport due to sheer incompetence and negligence of officials of this company. The few passengers who refuse to take it sitting down quite often have to resort to "hijacks", and I have personally witnessed quite a few.
I'm surprised this airline hasn't had a major accident considering their attitude towards operations.

deor03: more armed soldiers have arrived, the situation could be resolved soon.

I hope , no shots will be fired

so the Nigerian Airforce cant secure the airports?? Except the army? Smh

fewj: Kindly find out why these passengers blocked your aircraft and update us please, Nigerians can be timidly patient as regards poor service delivery (mtn, phcn etc), to have gone this far, they must really be pissed!

true

deor03: Just landed in Lagos some few minutes ago (about 3.20am)

Shame!!

now u pray the Nigerian police force dont arrest you for late night movement..lol
Nigeria my country.

Folks engrossed in correcting grammatical errors but what they shld be finding out is still with-held by the poster.

Op, so in all these hours of delay u guys still don't know/have a clue as to why the protesters were on d tarmac? because u haven't still said anything abt what the protesters wanted.

Ok, maybe oversight, so pls tell us. Or our only business is dat u arrived Lagos 3am & dazzall?

Lexusgs430:

'Some persons '? Now who needs a dictionary ?

You are ignored!