Little Johnny’s mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the BITCH in the kitchen!"

belloti:


As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the BITCH in the kitchen!"

Bloody hell!!! LOL

He should be in his room for 2 years for dissing his mama

Re-cycled

Seen it,  laughed over it,posted it,and finally. it was a pleasure seeing it again

LOL LOL funny

smart boy ha ha ha ha ha ha

beyunce, dats the spirit not that clown dm who has only two words in his brain
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see, even after posting, it feels nice seeing it again posted by som1 else.

sumtin should be done about this clown before i start a thread under "who in Nairaland would u want to kill?"

i will love to see the new thread.

jaguda:

beyunce, that is the spirit not that clown dm who has only two words in his brain
re-
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see, even after posting, it feels nice seeing it again posted by som1 else.

sumtin should be done about this clown before i start a thread under "who in Nairaland would u want to kill?"

So ur here again,
Re-cycled is a word DUMB ASS.
Left something for u here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-14608.0.html
Now ur in ur place shame on u.

lool

very funny and funny

I nearly laugh