A guy drinking 50 litres of water all at once without getting full, onlookers were dazed.

A military man almost lashing me with his multi-branched whip, just because I stopped in front of a barracks. The intense look I gave him, scared him off.

Saw a commercial vehicle with a gallon of fuel, improvised to serve as a fuel tank, sitting inside the vehicle, close to the seats for passengers.

Uncle Jona

A TUG ruling a country of over 160 million people.

50calibre: A guy drinking 50 litres of water all at once without getting full, onlookers were dazed.

A military man almost lashing me with his multi-branched whip, just because I stopped in front of a barracks. The intense look I gave him, scared him off.

Saw a commercial vehicle with a gallon of fuel, improvised to serve as a fuel tank, sitting inside the vehicle, close to the seats for passengers.

I thought you live in somalia?

Why all these open mästürbätïön in PH?

saintneo: Why all these open mästürbätïön in PH?

That's the capital of masturbaation.

Afam4eva:
That's the capital of masturbaation.

D strangest tin i evr saw is a man hawkin drugs for cough,nd he's a tuberculosis patient

Today being my birthday

and no one wished me HBD

Boko Haram

swhiss: Today being my birthday

and no one wished me HBD

SO

Afam4eva:
That's the capital of masturbaation.

Lol...it happens everywhere,my bro told me of a guy he caught in Owerri.

fuel subsidy rising frm 250 billion naira 2 1.7trillon in a single fisxal year....
all iz well

Slim Shawty:

Lol...it happens everywhere,my bro told me of a guy he caught in Owerri.

Owerri is a masturbbation annex.

The number of churches...

PEJ as d first lady wt all her englishity.

At a market in Kano, I once saw a man (mallam) without canine teeth (front teeth) selling tooth brushes and persuading me to buy. The remainder of his teeth were brown and yellow.

swhiss: Today being my birthday

and no one wished me HBD

Awwww! Happy birthday darling! How was I supposed to know. Have a great celebration.

An excavator after improvising to cross a river got stucked in a small gutter

A gentleman dressed good but smells like a skunk.. . Deodorant pleaseeeeeee

Downloading with mtn at 150kb/s, I was shocked that day.

Nigeria is a bloody country where everything is possible.

People dropping things like water bottle from a vehicle while moving in the streets or travelling.Too strange in organised countries
Country where immigration ask for tips from foreigners coming into the country.Too shameful
Country for bribe by the police
Country where level of sanity is extremely low.Very pathetic

An invisible being beating my gateman to stupor ,and I saw the whole thing in march 19,2006.1 am.His company nearly fired him because they didn't believe his story on his hospital bed.Neither did my co tenants.I left work to go meet his supervisor to tell him the guard was saying the truth.Saving his job.

uj_sizzle: Goats constantly having meeting every night in front of the corpers lodge

funny

1. Two mad men fighting. This happened in Taraba.
2. One mentally retarded guy wanking in our lecture theater back in school then. We were studying overnight in ELT and then...
Other things that i've read about the state of the nation are no longer strange to me but these 2 will do for now.

Afam4eva: The January 27 Ikeja bomb blast

I have never seen people that scared in my life. Men were running, women were running with their children on their backs. People were begging car owners to pls save them and they will serve them forever. There was total chaos. That's when i knew Nigerians were all talk and no action. I laugh when i see people talk about war. They think war is "Fuel subsidy protest". By the time on bombs goes up, people will go on pilgrimage to Cotonou.

that day ehnn...I used to live in Isolo then, twas on a sunday around 2pm while watchin' the shell principal's cup suddenly I heard a blast tot twas our trans4mer buh wen d blast persisted and we still had light I ran outside in order to av an idea of wat was happening..then I saw pple running up and down and I won't 4get a woman hu was crying heavily then..she culd not find her children...may such not happen again

•The fact that the "giant of Africa" has more churches than schools is quite strange.
•The fact that people still believe stuff like "spiritual husband and wives".
•The fact that all the demons that are arrested by men of God know how to speak good English while the "delivered vessel" I.e the human can't speak anything close to jss3 standard English when testifying.
Naija I hail thee!!53 gbosa 4 u!

Wsdm: A TUG ruling a country of over 160 million people.

Evening class dropout who can't spell out a simple word,but keeps whistling from the hole down south central,behind..

Our current crop of leaders.......so corrupt and shallow!

grantin amnesty to militants wic only hapens to nija

Everything that happened everyday in nigeria are always strange comparing to other countries.