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| Animal Control by folly69(m): 1:38pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the gun. "Okay, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated." "Great," says the man. "But what's the gun for?" "In case I fall down instead of the gorilla -- shoot the dog." |
| Re: Animal Control by olulu(m): 1:43pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
d guy no wan end up with chewed balls  cool one man prevention is better than castration |
| Re: Animal Control by aremuobj: 3:14pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
d man no wan be like olulu |
| Re: Animal Control by folly69(m): 4:57pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: Animal Control by clemcykul(f): 5:22pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: Animal Control by Jeovy(m): 6:31pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: Animal Control by mohawkchic(f): 7:11pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
 Good strategy |
| Re: Animal Control by gunpoint(m): 9:00pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
lolololololol |
| Re: Animal Control by kpokpoti(m): 1:26pm On Jun 28, 2008 |
man you try  wish say na one of my yeye friend make the dog bite im big balls  |
| Re: Animal Control by folly69(m): 9:11am On Jun 30, 2008 |
like who? |
| Re: Animal Control by clemcykul(f): 9:42am On Jun 30, 2008 |
e no go pass the neighbour next door wey snatch hin girl |
| Re: Animal Control by olulu(m): 12:58pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
aremu obj: young man, fear no catch u or u no catch fear ?? u wan make i force elephant tusk down ur anus? |
| Re: Animal Control by folly69(m): 2:42pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
yepa  dat won na die ooo |
| Re: Animal Control by clemcykul(f): 11:16am On Jul 01, 2008 |
olulu wat are u waitn for  do it! |
| Re: Animal Control by folly69(m): 2:41pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
hmmmn if e do am clency u go wait? |
| Re: Animal Control by clemcykul(f): 9:46am On Jul 02, 2008 |
maka why |
| Re: Animal Control by folly69(m): 9:56am On Jul 03, 2008 |
maka wetin? |
| Re: Animal Control by naijababe2(f): 11:10am On Jul 03, 2008 |
Imao |
| Re: Animal Control by benjay1(m): 12:45pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
olulu:What The F*ck !!! @Poster, Nice one. |
| Re: Animal Control by folly69(m): 1:20pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
thank u takes a bow |
| Re: Animal Control by clemcykul(f): 3:03pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
*neck snaps off* bow again make i see u |
| Re: Animal Control by benjay1(m): 3:13pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
lol |
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