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Gsm Oh Gsm! by ayomifull(f): 3:06pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
The arrival of gsm in Nigeria has no doubt been of great benefit to us all, but then it has also caused some katakata, if you are aware of any such katakata kindly share it here |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by ayomifull(f): 3:10pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
A woman wanted to reach her husband on the phone but had no credit on her phone and she asked her little son to try him on his phone. The little boy came back to tell her that he tried three times and each time it was a lady that responded that he could not talk to him now. The woman was waiting impatiently for the husband and as he packed the car and got down the woman gave him 3 dirty slaps, he was wondering what was happening and within minutes people had gathered and asked the woman what could have cause that. She called on her little son and asked him to telll everyone what happened when he wanted to reach her husband on the phone and the little boy said the anty that answered daddy's phone three times said 'the subscriber is not available at the moment pls try again later' |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by JcArinze(m): 3:14pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
haaahaaa,very funny.But you women una temper too dey rise. |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by ayomifull(f): 3:58pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
Jc Arinze: but the thing for worst if na the other way round now, men dey more jelous lol |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by ituen(m): 8:23am On Jun 30, 2008 |
What is this post doing here? Anyway, since its in jokes sction, lemme contribute. Before GSM, 90% OF NIGERIANS WERE IRRESPONSIBLE No GSM has come to stay, we have seen a lot of Improvements like 1. Lying rate has increased 2. People now tuck-in their clothes to work e.g Agberos, touts, bankers, Agbada-wearing politicians 3. There is better employment opportunities like stealing fones, repairing fones 4. People now discover their long hidden gifts like BEGGING for recharge cards. I can finish all the benefits of GSM OH GSM |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by Mustay(m): 9:54am On Jun 30, 2008 |
ayomifull: na women jealous pass jo ![]() ![]() ![]() her temper jus rise quick quick. she no even ask her son wetin the woman talk b4 |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by mohawkchic(f): 10:49am On Jun 30, 2008 |
~A Husband was surprised to see his wife he'd only spoken to a couple of hours ago and believed she was home, driving past him!! ~He turned his car around and was a car behind her when He called her GSM asking her where she is!she replied she was home,watching telly. . .the husband asked her if she was sure . .she replied "yeah am sitting on the couch watching telly",the husband then replied,"well my dear turn around that couch you're sitting on!! ~ ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by olulu(m): 1:13pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
mohawkchic: lol ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by benjay1(m): 11:22am On Jul 01, 2008 |
Just the other day, i was at a joint, and a female friend called. I quickly lied that i was at home. Not knowning the yeye girl saw me at the joint. Guyz ona know wetin follow naaa. She just walked up to me laughing, "ben, you lie too much." as i was trying to fake a smile, the next thing i heard was; "Waiter, I will like a bottle of Gordon Spark and Isi Ewu." |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by clemcykul(f): 12:03pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
lol oya pay the money |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by ennyluv6(f): 2:48pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
ituen: u are a genius and very intelligent. but u forgot to inform them. GSM Calls is available for all networks MTN N20, all other networks, N15. And make sure u buy your rechrge cards as well. As u are buying ang calling, try and unlock ur phone then retrieve ur sim here as well. GSM OH GSM |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by Jeovy(m): 2:56pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
You sound like person wey dey into GSM business |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by benjay1(m): 3:02pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
@ennyluv_6 Abeg where your kiosk dey ? I wan buy N750 recharge card. |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by mohawkchic(f): 5:53pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
ben~jay: ~LMAO especially at "Waiter, I will like a bottle of Gordon Spark and Isi Ewu." ![]() |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by ituen(m): 11:28pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
The girl catch Ben well well I wont be suprised if the girl na Clemcy pikin |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by Nella(f): 11:35pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
ben~jay: loool! I guess that was y she was calling u! |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by benjay1(m): 11:42pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
But that stuff aint kool. Y naija babes like oshofree like this ? The other day i trek enta Argentina, babes buy me dinner like 7 times. But naija babe can neva do that. Unless she get alterior motives. |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by Nella(f): 11:57pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
because na Naija babes know naija guys true color, u know say, una naija guys outside here sabi fool outside babes with sweet mouth talk, ( which they are not used to) . . . . soo they throw themselfs on y'all brothers, but we naija girls when don study una inside out, na we know una true color ![]() |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by benjay1(m): 12:07am On Jul 03, 2008 |
No tell me say na colours you go portugal to study ? ![]() |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by ituen(m): 12:08am On Jul 03, 2008 |
No mind them My brother Ben, na hardship dey make our girls behave like DIE HARD |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by benjay1(m): 12:14am On Jul 03, 2008 |
Yeah no mind them Finally when them give you their REGISTER to mark, You go find out say the first 10pages don full. You fit dey find yourself for the eleventh page, And dem go dey form. **hiss** |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by ituen(m): 12:24am On Jul 03, 2008 |
That na small You never fill book only to find out say some pages dey miss sef? |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by Jeovy(m): 8:12am On Jul 03, 2008 |
ben,with your hissing rate,your mouth suppose bend |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by clemcykul(f): 8:22am On Jul 03, 2008 |
na snake broda be dat o |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by benjay1(m): 9:22am On Jul 03, 2008 |
Na this oshofree babes dey pain me ? |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by clemcykul(f): 9:24am On Jul 03, 2008 |
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Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by mohawkchic(f): 10:51am On Jul 03, 2008 |
~You guys make me Laff! ![]() ben~jay: ituen: Jeovy: clemcykul: |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by benjay1(m): 10:56am On Jul 03, 2008 |
@mohawkchic But i dey lie ? |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by mohawkchic(f): 10:58am On Jul 03, 2008 |
~You No Lie Oooh ![]() |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by benjay1(m): 11:07am On Jul 03, 2008 |
@least we have one clear minded sister in the house. |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by naijababe2(f): 11:07am On Jul 03, 2008 |
I can remembr wen my sis'askd me 2mak a withdrawal thru ATM card 4her,i was hapi cos i knew i wuld TAP small change from her a/c. Silly me,i 4got dat BANKS gives confirmatn of a/c data on d fone,each time u mak a withdrawal. U can guess what happend afta |
Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by benjay1(m): 11:11am On Jul 03, 2008 |
Typical example of a true naija babe. ![]() |
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