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Vaseline by am4beauty(m): 12:35pm On Jun 06, 2006
A local reporter was interviewing locals about the various uses of Vaseline. He knocked on a door, and a man answered in his bathrobe.
"Sir, could you tell me what you use Vaseline for?"
"Hmm, well, dry lips, dry skin, and, of course, sex."
"Sex?"
"Well, me and the missus put a little Vaseline on the doorknob, "
"Yeah?"
"And it keeps the kids out."
Re: Vaseline by mukina2: 12:40pm On Jun 06, 2006
chei dis one serious lol,
Re: Vaseline by moraki: 2:40pm On Jun 06, 2006
1, 2, knock at the cute 3, 4, Lay her straight 5, 6, Plug da dick 7, 8, a big phat dick9, 10, akamu Ho2 paw, Paw, Paw
Re: Vaseline by moraki: 2:50pm On Jun 06, 2006
1, 2, knock at the cute 3, 4, Lay her straight 5, 6, Plug da dick 7, 8, a big phat dick9, 10, akamu Ho2 paw, Paw, Paw
Re: Vaseline by spikelord(m): 8:20pm On Jun 06, 2006
Okay, this one is funny!
Re: Vaseline by desiree(f): 8:34pm On Jun 06, 2006
moraki:

1, 2, knock at the cute 3, 4, Lay her straight 5, 6, Plug da privates 7, 8, a big phat dick9, 10, akamu Ho2 paw, Paw, Paw
grin
shocked shocked grin grin
crazy!!!!
Re: Vaseline by hotangel2(f): 11:12pm On Jun 06, 2006
lol, nice.

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