Angels: Almighty Father we are tired of these Nigerians ... in heaven o

GOD: What have they done this time?

Angels: everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules,They dont wait for their turn in anything.! They are reckless!(exasperated)
In fact they have turned heaven upside down since the first time we started admitting them.

GOD: Pls bear with them. They are very... special to me...ehm let me call satan in hell to see how he's doing.

(phone rings)
Hell-o lucifer how are things over there?

Satan: Baba God pls call me later. There's
an issue i'm trying to resolve. (ten minutes later)

GOD: hell-o lucifer
satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis (one hour later)
satan; sorry Baba GOD.

GOD: lucifer are you having problems over there?

satan: it is these Nigerians i have with me
in hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have quenched the fire in hell