Lesson 1: Naked Wife
A man is getting into the shower just as his
wife is finishing up her shower when the
doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself
in a towel and runs downstairs. When she
opens the door, there stands Bob, the next
door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob
says, “I’ll give you N150 000 to drop that towel.”
After thinking for a moment, the woman
drops her towel and stands naked in front of
Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her N150 000
and leaves. The woman wraps back up
in the towel and goes back upstairs. When
she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,
…
“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door
neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband
says, “Did he say anything about the N150 000 he
owes me?”
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to
credit and risk with your shareholders in
time, you may be in a position to prevent
avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the
manager are walking to lunch when they find
an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie
comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of
you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says
the administration clerk. “I want to be in the
Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care
in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me
next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in
Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my
personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina
Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s
gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the
manager. The manager says, “I want those
two back in the office after lunch.”
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have
the first say.

Lesson 3:
A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and
crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a
leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After
controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand
up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember
Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand.
But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up
her leg again. The nun once again said,
“Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest
apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is
weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went
on her way. On his arrival at the church, the
priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said,
“Go forth and seek, further up, you will find
glory.”
Moral of the story: If you are not well
informed in your job, you might miss a great
opportunity.

Lesson 4:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing
all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like
you and do nothing all day long?” The crow
answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat
on the ground below the crow, and rested.
...A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing
nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

Lesson 5: Power of Charisma
A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would
love to be able to get to the top of that tree,”
sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the
energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on my
droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed
with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump
of dung and found that it gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree. The next day, after eating some more
dung, he reached the second branch. Finally
after a fourth night, there he was proudly
perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was
spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out
of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to
the top, but it wont keep you there.

Lesson 6:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It
was so cold the bird froze and fell to the
ground into a large field. While he was lying
there, a cow came by and dropped some
dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in
the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how
warm he was. The dung was actually thawing
him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and
soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat
heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat
discovered the bird under the pile of cow
dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your
enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is
your friend
3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to
keep your mouth shut !

Wow!!!
This so nice and funny in a business kinda way.
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All izz well!