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write2obi: [b]------------Golden Moment---------
----Manchester United 8-2 Arsenal---

*Anderson scooped the ball over Arsenal’s
defence, Johan Djourou froze, allowing
Welbeck the time and space to loop a header over Wojciech Szczesny: 1-0.

*When Jonny Evans pulled and tripped Theo Walcott, Van Persie took responsibility for the penalty but his low kick was well saved by David de Gea.
United responded strongly with Young curling in a brilliant goal: 2-0.
*Rooney curled
a marvellous free-kick to make it: 3-0.
*A lapse of concentration by Evra and Jonny Evans allowed Walcot a glimpse of goal, although De Gea should have stopped the shot: 3-1.
*Rooney swept in another magnificent free-kick: 4-1.
*Smalling and Rooney combined to release Nani, who calmly beat Szczesny: 5-1.
*And the pain intensified for Arsenal. With 20 minutes remaining, Ji-sung Park played a 1-2 with Young before sending a left-footed strike flying between Djourou’s legs and past Szczesny: 6-1.
*Arsenal’s corpse twitched once more.
Jenkinson had refused to give up the fight, raiding down the right when opportunity arose.
From his cross after 74 minutes, Jones headed back but the young full-back simply nodded across for Van Persie : 6-2.

*Walcott dropped to right-back, and his
inevitable lack of experience in the position saw him concede a penalty when tripping Evra. Rooney drilled in the penalty: 7-2.
*There was still enough time for Young to score again, curling a shot around Djourou and past Szczesny: 8-2. The last rites were read. Hold the obituary page.[/b]

write2obi: [b]------------Golden Moment---------
----Manchester United 8-2 Arsenal---

*Anderson scooped the ball over Arsenal’s
defence, Johan Djourou froze, allowing
Welbeck the time and space to loop a header over Wojciech Szczesny: 1-0.

*When Jonny Evans pulled and tripped Theo Walcott, Van Persie took responsibility for the penalty but his low kick was well saved by David de Gea.
United responded strongly with Young curling in a brilliant goal: 2-0.
*Rooney curled
a marvellous free-kick to make it: 3-0.
*A lapse of concentration by Evra and Jonny Evans allowed Walcot a glimpse of goal, although De Gea should have stopped the shot: 3-1.
*Rooney swept in another magnificent free-kick: 4-1.
*Smalling and Rooney combined to release Nani, who calmly beat Szczesny: 5-1.
*And the pain intensified for Arsenal. With 20 minutes remaining, Ji-sung Park played a 1-2 with Young before sending a left-footed strike flying between Djourou’s legs and past Szczesny: 6-1.
*Arsenal’s corpse twitched once more.
Jenkinson had refused to give up the fight, raiding down the right when opportunity arose.
From his cross after 74 minutes, Jones headed back but the young full-back simply nodded across for Van Persie : 6-2.

*Walcott dropped to right-back, and his
inevitable lack of experience in the position saw him concede a penalty when tripping Evra. Rooney drilled in the penalty: 7-2.
*There was still enough time for Young to score again, curling a shot around Djourou and past Szczesny: 8-2. The last rites were read. Hold the obituary page.[/b]

write2obi: [b]------------Golden Moment---------
----Manchester United 8-2 Arsenal---

*Anderson scooped the ball over Arsenal’s
defence, Johan Djourou froze, allowing
Welbeck the time and space to loop a header over Wojciech Szczesny: 1-0.

*When Jonny Evans pulled and tripped Theo Walcott, Van Persie took responsibility for the penalty but his low kick was well saved by David de Gea.
United responded strongly with Young curling in a brilliant goal: 2-0.
*Rooney curled
a marvellous free-kick to make it: 3-0.
*A lapse of concentration by Evra and Jonny Evans allowed Walcot a glimpse of goal, although De Gea should have stopped the shot: 3-1.
*Rooney swept in another magnificent free-kick: 4-1.
*Smalling and Rooney combined to release Nani, who calmly beat Szczesny: 5-1.
*And the pain intensified for Arsenal. With 20 minutes remaining, Ji-sung Park played a 1-2 with Young before sending a left-footed strike flying between Djourou’s legs and past Szczesny: 6-1.
*Arsenal’s corpse twitched once more.
Jenkinson had refused to give up the fight, raiding down the right when opportunity arose.
From his cross after 74 minutes, Jones headed back but the young full-back simply nodded across for Van Persie : 6-2.

*Walcott dropped to right-back, and his
inevitable lack of experience in the position saw him concede a penalty when tripping Evra. Rooney drilled in the penalty: 7-2.
*There was still enough time for Young to score again, curling a shot around Djourou and past Szczesny: 8-2. The last rites were read. Hold the obituary page.[/b]