HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN UR IMAGE.
To mess for public dey sweet but if dem
catch u, no be small embarrassment o! Just
follow dis guidelines & u are on ur way to
being a star in dis profession.
1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind
direction,if na closed hall wit air condition or fan,beta 4 u. Maximum
impact.
2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind
direction. ...
3. Make sure say u get enof leg space. U go
soon knw why!
4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now
&then.
5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until
time wey d hall dey noisy incase ur mess
na d type wey dey sound like AK47.
6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left.
7. Elevate d right yansh.
8. Release small (sound check)
9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow
steady.
10. Allow time 4 proper circulation.
NOTE:
1. Make sure say no be u be d first person
to complain.
2. Wen pple begin dey shout "Jesus" who do dis wan. E
no go better for d person wey do dis kind
thin," simply ask "why som persons no fit respect demselves 4 public
places?na wa o"
3. No shout pass odas if not u go become
suspect.
4. Take style disengage from d area,
relocate to another zone and repeat d
exercise!trust me,u will go places wit dis profession.d world must hear of
u more dan Micheal Jackson..

If u v any questions about this topic please ask, am here to guide you