Would you please give me a reason why you locked my thread without any explanation save for that piglike grunt you typed there? Did I break any rules? Is it too much for you to give a reason why you closed my thread?

.....and what gives you the moral justification to open a thread on behalf of the MODs.

Are you our employer??
Are you the one to treat the complaints.
The "report" button is not faulty, people make use of it and their complaints/suggestions are responded to as quickly as humanly possible. Endeavour to make use of it. If @any point in time we(the MODs) consider it inadequate, a complaints thread would be opened.