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What A Sweet Life. by phillip001(m): 11:28am On Jun 30, 2008
IAM NOT FUUNY BY NATURE BUT I HOPE YOU ALL WILL LIKE THIS POST, IT IS MY FIRST POST HERE.



kiss [img][/img][flash=200,200][/flash] ;


[b]MOTIVATIOAL SPE[/b]ACH

*MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING,THERE IS MASTERCARD AND VISA

*CHILDREN IN BACK SEAT CAUSE ACCIDENT,ACCIDENT IN BACKSEAT CAUSE CHILDREN

*THE MORE YOU LEARN, THE MORE YOU KNOW, THE MORE YOU KNOW, THE MORE YOU FORGET, THE MORE YOU

FORGET THE LESS YOU KNOW, SO WHY LEARN IN THE FIRST PLACE

*SAVE WATER,SHOWER WITH YOUR GIRL FRIENDS

*BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN THEREIS A WOMAN,BEHIND EVERY UNSUCCESSFUL MAN THERE ARE TWO

*LOVE THY NIGHBOUR BUT DONT GET CAUGHT.








HE AND SHE[b][/b]
*HE ======HI! I DIDN"T WE GO ON A DATE ONCE? OR WAS IT TWICE

*SHE----------MUST BE ONCE,I NEVER MAKE A MISTAKE TWICE

*HE------------MAY I HAVE THEPLEASURE OR THE MISIC?

*SHE ----------NO,I WOULD LIKE THE PLEASURE TOO.

*HE-------------HOW DID YOU GET SO BEAUTIFUL?

*sHE -------------MAY BE I WAS GIVEN YOUR SHARE

*HE---------------GO ON DONT BE SHY ASK ME OUT

*SHE-------------OKAY, GET OUT

*HE---------------WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME?


*SHE-------------NOTHING,COS I CAN NOT LAGH AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME.


*HE--------------PLEASE MAY I HAVEYOUR NAME.


*SHE-------------WHY? DONT YOU HAVE ANY??
Re: What A Sweet Life. by kayowalemi(m): 11:37am On Jun 30, 2008
nice
Re: What A Sweet Life. by ladybam(f): 11:42am On Jun 30, 2008
yeah,its ok.but it kills me to say that i've seen the second joke before,here on NL lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: What A Sweet Life. by Jeovy(m): 1:06pm On Jun 30, 2008
Nice one,I have seen the second too
Re: What A Sweet Life. by phillip001(m): 1:57pm On Jun 30, 2008
lady bam, thank you very much please come up with one,
Re: What A Sweet Life. by Nella(f): 1:59pm On Jun 30, 2008
phillip001:

IAM NOT FUUNY BY NATURE BUT I HOPE YOU ALL WILL LIKE THIS POST, IT IS MY FIRST POST HERE.



kiss [img][/img][flash=200,200][/flash] ;


[b]MOTIVATIOAL SPE[/b]ACH

*MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING,THERE IS MASTERCARD AND VISA

*CHILDREN IN BACK SEAT CAUSE ACCIDENT,ACCIDENT IN BACKSEAT CAUSE CHILDREN

*THE MORE YOU LEARN, THE MORE YOU KNOW, THE MORE YOU KNOW, THE MORE YOU FORGET, THE MORE YOU

FORGET THE LESS YOU KNOW, SO WHY LEARN IN THE FIRST PLACE

*SAVE WATER,SHOWER WITH YOUR GIRL FRIENDS

*BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN THEREIS A WOMAN,BEHIND EVERY UNSUCCESSFUL MAN THERE ARE TWO

*LOVE THY NIGHBOUR BUT DONT GET CAUGHT.




haha, like that one best,

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