nd wat d hell z dat bodyguard doin bhnd im...c ow e jst dey luk lyk kulikuli...ws e nt supozd to elp elplez femi..!!..

@tjololade:
That could be paranoia/ illusions... Aftermath of weed.

The only sensible and logical post.

Fear fear people.lol

Kaymisola: Drama ensued at the third mainland bridge over the weekend when a crowd gathered around the car of legendary Afrobeat King, Femi Kuti, to locate a Lizard that almost caused him an accident.

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Narrating his ordeal, Kuti, who arrived late to the MUSON Center, where he was a guest artiste at the pre-event press briefing on the coming MUSON anniversary concert, described the experience as horrifying.

He said the lizard appeared all of a sudden, from the dashboard of the car, while he was at top speed, starring at him snappily before ducking away..

“You know, it could have been a disaster if the lizard had run through my trousers, climbing to my private part. You can imagine how jumpy I could have reacted, trying to protect my manhood. Because, that to me is an important part of who I am, I can’t joke with it. Evil people could be at work,” added the musician jocularly, still wondering how the lizard got into his car."

After the event, Femi insisted he will not drive the jeep till the Lizard was found!
http://www.kemifilani.com/2013/10/how-femi-kuti-almost-went-crazy-over.html

nkenu: This is no laughing matter, because this can cause an accident which will end ones life on planet earth. I have a very similar experience this morning when i was travelling alone with my car from Jos to Bauchi at a speed of 160km, a very big monitor lizard just appeared from my dash board towards my trousers, i almost had an accident and as i am writing this the idiot is still somewhere hidden in my car. I used insecticide to spray in my car to no avail. Pls who have an idiea of what i should do? Your suggestion will go a very long way in serving a life pls.

Na wa o! Monitor lizad in this part of the world. Liar Liar....pants...with "monitor lizard" inside!
@ topic: bn reading all the posts and I'm truly dying of laughter!

lol what is the big deal?
lizards are cute.

LWKMDFH

That his bodyguard should be investigated,he is hiding something.

Lizard??..enter im trouser??..Never knew we had 'Hot' lizards in west africa

vivacious vivi:

Na wa o! Monitor lizad in this part of the world. Liar Liar....pants...with "monitor lizard" inside!
@ topic: bn reading all the posts and I'm truly dying of laughter!

There are many monitor lizards in Nigeria....in the forests...no big deal

Stowaway Lizard. It should be given scholarship!

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