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Make Me Fell Like A Woman by tubabs2002(m): 8:54pm On Oct 07, 2013
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes
through a severe storm. The turbulence is
awful, and things go from bad to worse
when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in front of the
plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails.
"Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last
minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've
had plenty of sex in my life, but no one
has ever made me really feel like a
woman! Well I've had it! Is there
ANYONE on this plane who can make
me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment, there is silence. Everyone
has forgotten their own peril, and they
all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman
in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the
plane. "I can make you feel like a
woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall,
built, with long, flowing black hair and
jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up
the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one
button at a time. No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in
anticipation as the stranger approaches.
He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple
across his chest as he reaches her, and
extends the arm holding his shirt to the
trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."[/color]
Re: Make Me Fell Like A Woman by aocgene(m): 3:41pm On Oct 08, 2013
i dnt understand
Re: Make Me Fell Like A Woman by Gabreal1(m): 3:51pm On Oct 08, 2013
Too long to be read.
Re: Make Me Fell Like A Woman by speeder(m): 8:55am On Oct 10, 2013
Interpretation: instead of sleeping with the woman, he gave her his cloth to iron. This makes a a real woman sinse women naturally do the laudaries.
Re: Make Me Fell Like A Woman by tubabs2002(m): 2:38pm On Oct 11, 2013
speeder: Interpretation: instead of sleeping with the woman, he gave her his cloth to iron. This makes a a real woman sinse women naturally do the laudaries.

yea
Re: Make Me Fell Like A Woman by Nobody: 4:11pm On Oct 27, 2013
Well, is dis a joke or a poem
Re: Make Me Fell Like A Woman by tubabs2002(m): 4:15pm On Oct 27, 2013
Hordunlarmy: Well, is dis a joke or a poem



wat does it look like to you ?..

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