We saw the message to unmarried women. I had to follow up on the author and she had something for the men.
Enjoy!

“Eketi, you’re busy talking about the ladies only, when we guys like are also suffering.” A friend of mine said this to me a couple of days ago, when I put up apost about spotting the signs of abuse in men. He said men are also on the lookout for wives and many are currently in a dilemma because they got hooked to the wrong lady. Well, gentlemen, this one is for you. I told him if a guy can’t cope with a lady, he should walk away. He then said some don’t know the signs to avoid,well here’s a few.

Since most women are incapable of physical abuse, some have resorted to other forms of abuse like economic, verbal, emotional, etc.

Young man, if you’re in a relationship or about to ask out a woman who is always talking about money, I advise you to think twice. Unless your surname ends with Trump, Gates, Dangote or Helu, or your father’s mother’s cousin’s son-in-law’s driver’s half-sister owns the Cetral Bank, you’re in for a rough ride, Mister. If her interests are always in what you bought for her, how much money you gave herthis month….she will bring you grief. This woman is a leech and will milk you to the last drop, then wring you, just in case there are some stray kobos left in your pockets, then she will dry you and dumpyou. Abeg, borrow my favourite letters for this kind of situation are: R. U. N!

Some women will so verbally abuse you, you’ll wish your mother’s womb could open again and you’ll crawl into that safe cocoon of innocence. She’s rude, sometimes vulgar, calls you all sorts of names, denigrates you, always compares you with your friends and calls it “keeping it real.”
I agree…..the real thing is she’ll keep on doing this and will never stop. And unless you can tame the shrew, pack ya kaya and move on!
If she always harps on a particular issue forever, repeating those words till they burrow inside your brain like itch-mites and you can recite
them by heart, it’s call nagging. Methinksyou should flee o! Else, one day, you’ll either wake up in police custody with a murder charge on your head or realise that you’re a recurrent member of Alcoholics Anonymous.

Please, in the name of all that’s sane and logical, don’t be with a woman who is still hung up on her ex. If a woman is always going on and on about how her ex, John was mean to her, cheated on her, didn’t treat her right, etc, bros, unless you’re her shrink and helping her work out her
emotional problems, I suggest you pack your luggage and board the next available flight. She is definitely a citizen of Yesterday, living in baggage House, on Regret street. You will wake up one day, and see a Dear John letter pinned to your pillow.

If a woman keeps telling you that all men are dogs, and how she hates all men except you, her darling boo, just know that network is bad and your matter is hanging. One day, very soon, you will make a mistake or slip up in a little issue. Then her verdict will be delivered and you will join the long list of men in her life who are hated canines.

If a lady compares your relationship to that of Nneka, Sandra or Shade, just know that you’re in the Best Couples of All time Competition…..the only thing is you don’t know you’ve been registered as a contender. For this kind of woman, nothing you ever do with and for her is good enough, because one her friend’s will definitely be better. In my opinion, you would be better off Keeping Up with the Kardashians than with this woman (ifyou realise how much I hate that empty show, you’ll know this is a really last-resort kinda advice).

Ah, my brother have you met the NEVER DIVA? Like her name suggests, there are things she’ll never do because she believes they are a man’s, servant’s or a professional’s job. She NEVER calls you. She NEVER buys you any gifts. She’s NEVER emotionally available. She NEVER takes you out or even offers to pay for half the meal. She NEVER apologises. She is NEVER wrong. She NEVER compliments you. She’ll NEVER give up anything for you or the family. She’ll NEVER compromise. I can NEVER say this enough…..NEVER hook up with this kind of woman!

There’s this other sister whose favourite song is “Just as I am, without one plea…” The only thing is, she’s not singing it in the original gospel version. Like “Mount Zion which cannot be removeth,” her favourite mantra is “you met me like this and this is how I’ll always be!” and she’ll
never love you enough to compromise or change to make you happy. It doesn’t matter if you own a boutique…her skimpy clothes will stay. Don’t bother enrolling her in evening school; her broken grammar will do just fine. That you’re an accountant that can help her with financial advice on saving and investing makes no difference- her money is her own to throw away as she wishes. I can only ask; bros, whence goeth thou?

I am sure I have by no means exhausted the list; the above are the commonest I could think of. Don’t be like Macbeth whose wife pushed
him to commit heinous crimes.

Recently, I heard a popular song by KCee, a Nigerian artiste, in which he pleaded with a girl, saying “oya make we go limpopo…..let me be your maga tonight.” The Limpopo I know is a South Africanprovince and a maga is a fool.
So unless your name is Kcee and you’re a fool who likes visiting places in South Africa, then don’t let yourself be “mumutized” by any woman.

Source : http://rachaelzheart./2013/09/06/men-cry-too/

Do you seriously expect me to read all this?




Well I have to read it because it's on the front page and I'm actually the first to comment..
This is like my first time ever to comment first on a tread that's on the FP.........................

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Abbey2sam: Do you seriously expect me to read all this?

Bump

Abbey2sam: Do you seriously expect me to read all this?

LOL

Wonderful write-up op. Very commendable. It seems u're talented in counselling. Keep it up pls! But pls try to modify d title to 'A special message to unmarried men'. Thanks.

Now, Within my 20+ yrs of existence on earth, i've come across almost all d types of women u made mention of. One particular girl by name Esther, not as if her parents were too poor but this girl hardly spoke 10 words with me without mentioning 'money'. When i asked why she's so prioritized on money, she said because am her bf therefore obligated to carry-out her financial burdens. My dear, i had to run o.

I had another whom if she mistakenly tries to call me and i pick it then some naira deducted from her account, when i eventually call back, she'll say i had picked her and her phone is left with no N1 in it again, therefore, i shld send her back her recharge card. My dear, girls/women dey o. That also, i had to run. Shld i talk about the nagging and monitoring types? I bet you like to hear.

Mod, front page sharp sharp abegi.

Ok, where is that Guy that gives summary of long posts??


Just kidding..Nice write up (y)

FOR THOSE COMPLAINING THAT IT'S LONG TO READ

SUMMARY
1). Men also get abused by Women, not physically but, Verbally,Emotionally etc

2) If you are in a relationship and the lady is always demanding for (KUDI,EGO,OWO) MONEY, run away..only if you last name ends with Trump,Helu,Dangote or Gates or else she will drain you to the last kobo

3)Some women are so rude that when they start raining insults on you, you will feel like crawling back into your mumcy belly and she compares a lot I.E she's never satisfied...Run if you don't wanna meet yourself in police custody

4).Any babe wey still they yawn about her ex
LEAVE AM

5)Any babe say all MEN ARE DOGS,expect you LEAVE AM or ASK HER WHICH BREED IS HER FATHER
Op no talk that one oo..
She's just waiting for you to make mistake so you will get on that list


6)Babe wey no dey do anything thing 'NEVER DIVA' as the name implies LEAVE AM

7)Don't ever sing LIMPOPO to a Lady
I.E be your maga tonight by KCEE

6th on d row...i have stone eyes so i dnt cry

tell dem o

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Aaaaaaaaaaaah... Lol!

Nice post

Too long man too long, can't read that.

the koko be say, even after following those plenty guides, you fit still end up with the wrong partner...just let your heart lead you, discern*

bla. bla. bla. am out of here

nice one

My monthly bundle remains 3mb. So no time to read all this.

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Nyc wrt up...i'v met sum gals of same characta n it seems lyk u ar talkin 2 mii directly, women n material tnz

I couldn't read all ur write ups, but before a man think of gettg married he shld be financially sound or u expect a woman to go out wit a man that hav nottg to offer ad be fustrated in marriage! So many people hav heart break been disappointed by someone they so u expect them to easily let go. Is not everybody that is emotionaly strong ad that doesn't make the person bad. Infact do u knw what women pass thru in child birth, raisg of kid ad u expect them to mary poverty. In the bible place the man responsibity in clothg shelterg ad toilg in takg care of his family while a woman responsibity in procratn ad assistg the man. U shld be a man a woman shldn't write this.

big head: Too long man too long, can't read that.

You finish primary school so? If yes, how you take finish am cos you are a very lazy reader upon the 'Big Head' u carry.

Noted

word
for the wise.

to the single, if u don't want to join the list of married men that are
weeping in their heart and smilling in the open u better let your love
eyes open.

the secret is this: is your heart at total peace with her when you are alone whithout any of her presence around? if not run. your spirit will never deceive u if u are a true child of God.

I'm sorry Baby...

Abbey2sam: Do you seriously expect me to read all this?

Lol....


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Sweetapple007: I couldn't read all ur write ups, but before a man
think of gettg married he shld be financially sound or u expect a woman
to go out wit a man that hav nottg to offer ad be fustrated in
marriage! So many people hav heart break been disappointed by someone
they so u expect them to easily let go. Is not everybody that is
emotionaly strong ad that doesn't make the person bad. Infact do u knw
what women pass thru in child birth, raisg of kid ad u expect them to
mary poverty. In the bible place the man responsibity in clothg shelterg
ad toilg in takg care of his family while a woman responsibity in
procratn ad assistg the man. U shld be a man a woman shldn't write
this.

So all women shld target rich men abi? Who will marry the poor men then? What happens if things change 2moro i.e. lost of job/biz?

Watz dis about

was i d only one who was too lazy to read the whole write up?

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Very true.
Too many leeches and Baggage house, Regret street residents.

Sorry, don't cry. But seriously, of all these, I find it extremely heart rending to cope with the nagging class... It makes me want to want out. As for those with the feeling of entitlement, I don't even go deep with them as I give up almost immediately I notice the trait... You don't honestly expect a brother to be the only trying. I sure need the feeling that we're in it together