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Warri Talks/ Proverbs by coolestca(m): 12:09am On Oct 09, 2013 |
A warri friend once wanted telling someone he does not want to hear any complain later on said... "I no want hear say dem shoot bird na im pesin mama fly, who you wan say carry am..." it waz kinda stomach turning with laff, so pls add yours... don't kill Da fun!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by onuwaje(m): 12:27am On Oct 09, 2013 |
1.Leg wen swell up nor be rainboots 2.Okpolor(big eyes) nor be open eye 3.Fly wen dey dodge flying bullet anyhow na broom dey kill am 4.Who dey sell pepper no dey use hand dey scratch pri*k 5.The nama when rush go yankee na him dey come back as corned beef 6.Dem nor dey see snake pick 7.Nor be by power dem take dey stand pri*k 8.Pri*k wen stand nor get conscience 9.Who naked nor fit put hand for pocket 10.Play play na him dey turn to chop am go 11. Na only who something happen to dey know how e be 12.Winch nor dey fly for day tym ...... To be continued 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by coolestca(m): 12:37am On Oct 09, 2013 |
![]() LWTMB onuwaje: 1.Leg wen swell up nor be rainboots |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by Nobody: 6:43am On Oct 09, 2013 |
coolest ca: A warri friend once wanted telling someone he does not want to hear any complain later on said... Thats not a warri proverb... @onuwaje....nice one.. ![]() |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by Acidosis(m): 6:52am On Oct 09, 2013 |
onuwaje: 1.Leg wen swell up nor be rainboots ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by coolestca(m): 10:01am On Oct 09, 2013 |
gbosaa:but na warri talk kinda...
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Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by onuwaje(m): 10:06am On Oct 09, 2013 |
Part 2 1.Goat na Goat if u like carry am cross border 2.Monkey smart na because tree near tree 3.Nigeria bad nor means say I go travel go mali ...... To be continued.. As the day progresses I go dey get inspiration to bring more 1 Like |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by onuwaje(m): 4:20pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
Part 3 1.Na who get money problem dey meet! 2. Maggi nor dey do the work of salt ..... Still lacking d inspiration to type more... Just be patient lemme think 1 Like |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by onuwaje(m): 4:57pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
Na small sh*t dey stain trouser 1 Like |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by onuwaje(m): 6:02pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
Pickin when wash him hand clean dey chop with king |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by Nobody: 7:48pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
onuwaje: Pickin when wash him hand clean dey chop with king not waffi proverb.. |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by coolestca(m): 2:03pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
gbosaa:bros put ur own Join nah nor dey kill mora Shuo... |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by coolestca(m): 2:04pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
gbosaa:bros put ur own Join nah nor dey kill mora Shuo... Onuwaje abeg thumbs in Da Air 1 Like |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by onuwaje(m): 9:33am On Oct 11, 2013 |
1. At all at all na im bad pass 2.Devil nor dey wear shoe 3.Toto nor dey get bone 4.No matter how life bad reach ashawo must get serious boyfriend 5.We don come this life na to go remain 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by onuwaje(m): 9:33pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
No matter how you lazy reach u must get strenght to mess 1 Like |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by drlaykay(m): 10:02pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
1.no be who call police dey win case 2.na for poor man mouth small stout dey bitter 3.i get am before nor be property 1 Like |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by onuwaje(m): 9:06am On Oct 12, 2013 |
No matter how woman wowo reach she must carry belle |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by Nobody: 1:30pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
whr una come take dey see all dis proverb, obob for waffy men nor dey yarn like dat again, we don mature, na good english we dey speak nw,. Make una nor dey make mockery of warri again. |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by onuwaje(m): 8:25pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
ashezbrown: whr una come take dey see all dis proverb, obob for waffy men nor dey yarn like dat again, we don mature, na good english we dey speak nw,. Make una nor dey make mockery of warri again.you talk like an unbeliever man..... All those proverbs I listed are mixed in our everyday langua(I use many of 'em)... So don't feel as a warri guy we make jest of our sef.. Its something we re proud of and its blended in our system. I don't think I even take note when I speak 'em. The average warri homie when grow up for places like okumagba layout,ugborikoko layout,iyara,okere etc.. They don't speak english. I guess you live in lagos or port harcourt so I doubt when last u come warri(that's if ur even a waffarian) so stop blaspheming!! ... Abi u join the world people crew? 2 Likes |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by onuwaje(m): 9:24pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
Hunter nor need noise for bush 1 Like |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by stanech: 6:10am On Oct 13, 2013 |
Bullet wey go meet facecap no be warning 1 Like |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by onuwaje(m): 8:45am On Oct 13, 2013 |
Dem nor dey test bullet proof jazz for pr*k |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by onuwaje(m): 5:49pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
1.Who dey stay with gun nor dey fear sword 2.Na only who hold gun dey laff who dey carry dagger dey come 3.Na only winch wen dem carry for back cross river dey complain say him leg dey touch fish 4.No matter how things red reach u cannot use chain tie goat 5. U nor fit dey 9ja dey barb who dey yankee hair 1 Like |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by onuwaje(m): 5:02pm On Oct 16, 2013 |
To give monkey banana nor be issue but to collect am back.... 1 Like |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by onuwaje(m): 8:40am On Oct 18, 2013 |
1.Who short na where him hand reach him go hang clothes 2.E better for my teeth pull for ma pr*k to die |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by bunmioguns(m): 9:41am On Oct 18, 2013 |
I no knw hw i go take contribute on top dis thread arrrrrrrrrrrrrghh |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by onuwaje(m): 7:56pm On Oct 19, 2013 |
Them nor dey tell deaf and dumb say trouble dey b4 him dey run |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by Freshestprinxx: 1:11pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
Na who get power dey laff o Na play play dey turn eat an go |
Re: Warri Talks/ Proverbs by coolestca(m): 5:23pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
onuwaje: Them nor dey tell deaf and dumb say trouble dey b4 him dey runwen him eye nor be film trick |
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