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Global Cow Economics by jaguda(m): 3:40pm On Jun 07, 2006 |
YORUBA ECONOMICS You have two cows U kill them both And throw an owambe party! IBO ECONOMICS You have two cows U make very good counterfeits of them And sell for the price of the real cows! HAUSA ECONOMICS You have two cows You rear them till they are four Make sure ur kids rear cows too And just maintain! TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income. INDIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You worship them. AMERICAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows & who becomes a threat to the world You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows. FRENCH ECONOMICS You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. GERMAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves. BRITISH ECONOMICS You have two cows. They are both mad cows. SWISS ECONOMICS You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. JAPANESE ECONOMICS You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide. NIGERIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You eat one, claim it was stolen, and call in the Police to investigate. Police arrest everyone living within 100km and torture them thoroughly until someone admits kidnapping the cow. The police instead collect one cow each from everyone they arrested. You have your cow back and the Police now owns a cattle farm. |
Re: Global Cow Economics by desiree(f): 3:55pm On Jun 07, 2006 |
hahhhhahhhhahh!!!! nice one mate!!! especially the mad cow bit |
Re: Global Cow Economics by spikelord(m): 3:58pm On Jun 07, 2006 |
Yeeeeeeeee, you don destroy them Nigerians Haba, you were too harsh on them, are you not a Nigerian? Jaguda! |
Re: Global Cow Economics by jaguda(m): 4:08pm On Jun 07, 2006 |
my mistake fellows, just discovered tis has bin posted before. Couldn't resist sharing it wit u folks. do not crucify me with recycled! just skip pleaaassseeeee. |
Re: Global Cow Economics by ck14real(m): 4:32pm On Jun 07, 2006 |
hey u got it from a newspaper(life) |
Re: Global Cow Economics by micklplus(m): 10:55am On Jun 08, 2006 |
jaguda: Of course, don't worry because its a very great joke ! it made me laugh so well once again. i love it forever. Cheers |
Re: Global Cow Economics by oxsam88(m): 11:03am On Jun 08, 2006 |
na wa o, i dont think this guy is a Nigerian. well, nice joke LOL |
Re: Global Cow Economics by jaguda(m): 5:56pm On Jun 08, 2006 |
i am a nigerian but our police are not just it, go read the editorial in the Guardian newspaper of 8th June, 2006 and u will see wat i am talking about. but wait, is it only the nigerian economics u guys read, wat about US, France and the others? |
Re: Global Cow Economics by mizkay(f): 6:47pm On Jun 09, 2006 |
ahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!! chei! a don die me today fo nairaland. nairaland go kill me finish. Nice one. Cameroon Economics Your neighbour has 2 cows, You swear they are yours. Call everyone and start shouting how your cows have been stolen. The council decides both of you must go and swear before the Gods. You take your neighbour's picture to a dibia. hahahahahahha |
Re: Global Cow Economics by ck14real(m): 11:15am On Jun 10, 2006 |
russian economics u have 2 cows u count them and u have 52 cows,u count them again and u have 72 cows,u count them again and u have 2 cows,u stop counting and open another bottle of beer. |
Re: Global Cow Economics by jaguda(m): 3:18pm On Jun 12, 2006 |
its like we should start our local cow economics i like the two additions most especially the russian cow economics, i wonder what the irish cow economics will look like? kIP IT UP. |
Re: Global Cow Economics by akani(m): 4:10pm On Jun 12, 2006 |
Chey!dis na waya oooooo for niger people,where dis man do get dis tory from abeg! e dey kampe joooo. |
Re: Global Cow Economics by ck14real(m): 5:27pm On Jun 12, 2006 |
chinese u have two cows u hire 10,000 workers build a giant factory that accomodates 50,000 cows and claim full ownership,even get the public to invest in ur company and u sue the reporter who reports that u have two cows. |
Re: Global Cow Economics by jaguda(m): 10:56am On Jul 17, 2006 |
IRAQI ECONOMIES u HAVE 10 cows u blow up the 10 cows and blame the allied forces kidnap another 15 cows and blow dem up again untill the allied forces leave u wake up sumday and realise, they will leave, u assassinate all the cows in the country and claim matyrdom. |
Re: Global Cow Economics by ereyomi: 4:35pm On Oct 21, 2009 |
very good indeed lol !!! |
Re: Global Cow Economics by flexystar(f): 6:09pm On Oct 21, 2009 |
jaguda:nothing does u bros no shakement, keep it coming. |
Re: Global Cow Economics by Ben13: 6:15pm On Oct 21, 2009 |
hmmmm |
Re: Global Cow Economics by donjon: 7:13pm On Oct 21, 2009 |
Lordy lord! Cant find my cow! |
Re: Global Cow Economics by donjon: 7:16pm On Oct 21, 2009 |
Lordy lord! Cant find my cow! USA economics cracked me up, real good |
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