Chai! ASUU go tee for house. Jonah no go gree.

Oga Jona na 2015 we go catch u

Lol! ;DLol!

yes oh, everyone get their own opinion for ASUU mata, wetin I dey talk ma own be say, if ASUU is truly helping us Nigerian students them for call off the strike SINCE........ MAKE I ASK ABEG, since dem dey go strike 4 naija, which govt don give dem d kind money weh oga jona don release 4 dem since this strike start, abeg make we no dey call oga jona name... rather na ASUU we suppose dey call make dem remove selfish interest and those APC people weh dey advice them and call off the strike...na today weh 2013 budget come out 4 nija ?......... THE FACT IS THAT "what a man is destined to be... that he must be".... GOD BLESS UNA ALL

quite funny!...let's speak every language so they won't they don't understand the plight of students

Brilliant prose. How I wish we had a government that listens to threats, appeals or entreaties. Alas, this is a government of the deaf!

Plssssss Don't Ask why am CRYing Coz u all know the reason!

very bad..i cr8d this thread yestaday and it was brought down,cmplained yet d mod cudnt do anytng abt it

Oga Presido,

First of all I hail ooo! I no say u no dey cary last. You be confirm warri pikin. But ur middle name Ebele means mercy and make u pity ur children settle their lecturers naa! The matter neva tire u? Suppose say ur pikin wey u born for belle follow us dey house, Sheeh you for neva ans our we lecturers dem? Una say make we bone kidnapping, militant tins and all the bad bad tins go enter sch, now na una com dey f**k up. All d tins wey them lecturers don teash us for klass we don forget am finish. Last last, na una go still call us “half-baked”, “half-roasted”, abi na “half-fried”. Na una sabi.

Them talk say person no fit run pass him shadow.
We go dey lasgidi dey for you. Na ur time be dis use am well, but we go catch you for 2015. U don forget say youths na we dey vote pass. Na we too dey snatch ballot box, dey do rally and som kain kukere things them wey them dey take win election. U go still nid our help. That time too we go go strike. Shebi u sabi waka for bare feet, u go carry ur leg do ur rally. No thugs for u. We no go snatch ballot make you for win. If any maga try am we go fall am.

So Oga Jona, na ur opportunity be dis ooo. Make u code this stubborn ASUU make dem cary their wahala goback. We no say na rush them go rush us we no send. All join. Na who get leg dey pass exam no be who read. Na still who get leg dey get beta work. Na Naija we dey.If u no shake bodi fast make u no forget say university of militancy still dey admit. Dey neva release 2nd batch ooo!
We go stop for here. E go be na. Naija! student for life!
Na ur waffi boy.

This one na comic relief for ASUU strike.

ASUU and fg no go read am na d sad part b dat. Bt thumbs up man

Lolz...funny stuff

am tired of this strike o.my huz rent will expire december,oga jona,i will do anything possible to make sure u dnt win ur nxt election.sha na we be igbo youth wa give u almost 100percent vote.we go catch u jona.

easyz: Ebi like say this govt dey craz.e for head. My house rent go expire tomorrow. I hope say dey go help me pay part of it when dem call off the yeye strke.

No too vex. Landlord go find beta space help u pack ur property 4 corridor.

Area!!! Wafi boi I greet u biggly. Dis ur letter make sense die. Wen head de sick e de affect oda part of bodi. Oga jega(jona ebele goodluck akpos) no wan hear. As e de go so we de wait am 4 election junction. He we knw say slipper e no get na e de fail like dis. Any way God pass dem. As God de na e b poor man prayer.
Oga jona settle dis tin I beg.

When are we going to officially adopt pigin as our own official language naa? Every nation needs its own identity and I make bold to say that two things that binds us all in this country is football and pigin dialect. Naija I hail thee bros from area on point jaree notin do you

Chrixtopha: yes oh, everyone get their own opinion for ASUU mata, wetin I dey talk ma own be say, if ASUU is truly helping us Nigerian students them for call off the strike SINCE........ MAKE I ASK ABEG, since dem dey go strike 4 naija, which govt don give dem d kind money weh oga jona don release 4 dem since this strike start, abeg make we no dey call oga jona name... rather na ASUU we suppose dey call make dem remove selfish interest and those APC people weh dey advice them and call off the strike...na today weh 2013 budget come out 4 nija ?......... THE FACT IS THAT "what a man is destined to be... that he must be".... GOD BLESS UNA ALL

whats the use of 4+ years in the university and you are referred to as ''half-bake''
apart from the money which is their legal right, ASUU is asking for 26% GDP investment, infrastructural development. No nation can develop without sound education. Malaysia,India don leave us behind thats what education can do!
Leave APC out of this abegggy

Truly al z well said Presido rwili needs 2 settle ASUU iyaf tire.........*winks*

uncle jona must read this oooooooo

carujmonella:

LMAO .. The bolded got me ROTFLMAO

LOL NL is indeed a comedy clinic

. Yes it is but don't forget that it is also a very serious matter.

Confamento area

Lol

Anonymous or No Anonymous! Make sure it gets to him ASAP

abeg al diz matter no funni oooii.ao student go dey house dey chop alome.Bros J enyfin wey u do God dey...................no fink sae u no fit suffer am.......oooooo.
abeg al diz matter no funni oooii.ao student go dey house dey chop alome.Bros J enyfin wey u do God dey...................no fink sae u no fit suffer am.......oooooo.

oga Jona, aowfar nau, i hail u plenty. U no dey try o, u just dey dull boiz. If u dey form James Bond 4 dis ASUU matta so eh, make u form well well o, wahala no dey, we go lefam like dat, but no 4get say d only way wey u go carry win 2015 election dey 4 our hand o, if u doubt me so eh, make u try weda u no go wear slipers follow do d rallea.

iamswizz: boring

i dey tell you!

Lol.

this guy...u too much ooo....