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Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by Cynluv(f): 9:07pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
ouple of month ago, I was privilege to be in missionary hospital diagnostic labouratory, in one of the state in South Eastern Nigeria. A patient in his early thirties came for a fertility test, preferably, sperm count medically called ' Sperm Analysis' . He was given a sterile container to go and provide his semen, I look at the man, he looked weak and anxious , he saw a nurse, who just dashed into the labouratory and said to her, please, can you help me so that I can obtain my sperm, I said to myself, hummm, wow, serious, the nurse was surprised, she didnt understand the man, she said, to him, follow me, ahaahahhahaha, dont ask me the endpoint, the rest became the history, my concern was that , the sample arrived in the Labouratory, twenty minute later, am not a nurse, so dont ask me how. However, I was going through some facebook pages and came across, this , Seven Health Benefits of Masturbation, I remembered what I witnessed a couple of month ago, thus, I decided to share it . So , read, it, and tell me, your opinion, I will tell you my submission at the end, do you think that Masturbation is good, bad or ugly ?. Considering that up to 95 percent of men and 89 to 92 percent of women self service, it’s probably safe to say that no one really needs much convincing to keep doing it. But if you’d like a hand giving yourself a hand, here’s something to get you started: 1. self service helps you sleep. That’s because getting handsy with yourself lowers blood pressure and produces endorphins, the chemicals responsible for helping ease stress and increase relaxation. 2. self service relieves cramps. Flying solo during that time of the month increases blood flow to the pelvic area, easing pain. The intensity of climax can also help — and it sure beats a hot water bottle. 3. self service prevents prostate cancer. Toxins build up in the uroprivate part tract, leading to disease—but self service flushes those toxins out of the body, making men who release more than five times a week a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. 4. self service alleviates urinary tract infections . Once you’re tired of drinking all that cranberry juice, turn to the other cure for UTIs: self service. It helps flush out old bacteria from the cervix, giving UTI sufferers some much-needed relief. 5. self service might relieve Restless Leg Syndrome symptoms. Researchers estimate that 10 percent of people suffer from RLS, a neurological disorder categorized by a constant urge to move the limbs, often causing leg pain, cramps, tingling, and itching. But there might be help in sight—a letter published in the medical journal Sleep Medicine reported on a patient who used sex and self service to relieve symptoms of RLS. 6. self service boosts your immunity. Ejaculation releases the hormone cortisol. It’s a stress hormone, but in small doses, it can help strengthen and maintain your immune system. 7. self service makes sex better. Practice makes perfect, as the saying goes. sex therapists strongly recommend that women who have not had an climax begin by pleasuring themselves. This puts them in touch with the private part pleasure that they like. REMEMBER , EVERYONE IS ENTITLE TO HIS OR HER OPINION, DONT ATTACK ANYONE, DONT BE HOLIER THAN THOU, GIVE REASONS FOR YOUR ANSWER OR ANSWERS, DO YOU THINK THAT MASTURBATION HAS BENEFIT, IS IT GOOD, BAD OR UGLY . # COPIED : INFORMATION NIGERIA # 1 Like |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by ULSHERLAN(m): 9:36pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
Yes Medically masturbation has its benefit, infact it has loads of benefit which surpasses the one you listed but Religiously they say it isn't cool. The truth about it is that 8/10 people you see out there masturbate eventhough a lot of them deny this fact but its the truth ![]() |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by chukwuinya: 9:49pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
its bad n ugly because it is bad n ugly,i will rather wait until i get married if Christ tarries,moreover none of those negative effects will ever come my way.i may not be holy but i know i want to be holy |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by wasak(m): 10:04pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
@ op!!! y this when I'm making efforts to stop masturbating 3 Likes |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by premlove(m): 10:41pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
Hahahahaha nairaland una go kill me to me self service is bad, am addicted to it then jst becos am self serving all the time and keep me away from gals bt since the first day i decided to stop and look for a gal frd......... How lucky i am i found and addict f u c k e r dat cant stay away from sex.......... Up till three months now i don't know what self service is 1 Like |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by Damojo: 11:01pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
150views? Na w*nker$ full this forum. Meanwhile OP, u forgot to state the major disadvantage; developing muscles on the hand U use frequently to 'throw dice' |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by Nobody: 11:14pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
Apparently, I've been doing the right thing all along. *grabs vaseline* 1 Like |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by wasak(m): 11:28pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
Austeenx: Apparently, I've been doing the right thing all along.welldone bro ...keep up d good work!!! |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by marvelling(m): 5:17am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Masturbation is exceptionally bad ![]() |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by Deglo514(f): 5:57am On Oct 12, 2013 |
It is very bad! Is sex abuse,and not God's original plan for man. Sex is between two opposite sex wen married. |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by gerrardomendes(m): 7:11am On Oct 12, 2013 |
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Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by ChiSun27(m): 7:43am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Guess this topic will be helpful...more contribution needed...cause a research is currently going on. Nice one OP. Following. |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by Nobody: 8:50am On Oct 12, 2013 |
chukwuinya: its bad n ugly because it is bad n ugly,i will rather wait until i get married if Christ tarries,moreover none of those negative effects will ever come my way.i may not be holy but i know i want to be holypeople like this are the ones that self-service the most ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by 3ace(m): 8:54am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Cynluv:You feel sleepy too after séx. Cynluv:Séx is a form exercise which also increases blood flow. Cynluv:How does it flush toxins out of the body? If it is through expulsion, then séx can give you that too. Cynluv:I guess this one too is via expulsion which séx can also provide. Cynluv:Thank God you mentioned séx this time and not only self-service. Cynluv:Séx gives ejaculation too which in turn boosts immunity. Cynluv:Frequent séx also makes séx better. As far as I'm concerned, the above points do not in any way make self-service better. Séx even offers the opportunity of playing with areas of your partner's body you find pleasurable. Hence, I prefer séx. The strongest points for self-service to me are prevention of unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases. |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by nerodenero: 10:11am On Oct 12, 2013 |
3ace: You feel sleepy too after séx.I agree totally. |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by nerodenero: 10:17am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Austeenx: Apparently, I've been doing the right thing all along.Consumers of vaseline who use it for genuine purposes have complained bitterly over scarcity of the commodity no thanks to Vaselineman.However,they suggested that castration of the dude's d.ick,joystick,third leg,anaconda etc will put an end to the scarcity.Calls put through to the Vaselineman at this point were not pick.As the event continue,be rest assured that details as it unfolds will be made public.Thanks for reading. |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by Nobody: 1:12pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
chukwuinya: its bad n ugly because it is bad n ugly,i will rather wait until i get married if Christ tarries,moreover none of those negative effects will ever come my way.i may not be holy but i know i want to be holy |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by Nobody: 1:53pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
health section |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by dheaven: 2:54pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
What is self-service? A professional in the act should put me through (with his/her pictures doing it). |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by Cynluv(f): 10:20am On Oct 14, 2013 |
gerrardomendes:Pls don't let my mother know! |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by Nobody: 12:23pm On Oct 14, 2013 |
oh my God! i need the procedures to stop this. it makes me never to have feelings for girls sometimes. |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by odeku457(m): 1:16pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
nerodenero: Consumers of vaseline who use it for genuine purposes have complained bitterly over scarcity of the commodity no thanks to Vaselineman.However,they suggested that castration of the dude's d.ick,joystick,third leg,anaconda etc will put an end to the scarcity.Calls put through to the Vaselineman at this point were not pick.As the event continue,be rest assured that details as it unfolds will be made public.Thanks for reading. Lol... I will like more details... *Tongue Out* |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by BARRISTERDAN(m): 1:40pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
young-dude:Bro u are right. Am turning 20 and yet i don't have a girlfriend nor am i planning to have one. No thanks to masturbation(let's remove shyness and call it it's original name) |
Re: Seven Health Benefits Of Masturbation, Or Self Service by kagari: 2:44pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
Hey house i know self service is the biggest vice eating deep into our society today let me tell you guys somthing, porn is like a inducer of self service. Porn was original started to help black americans and africans who have strict culture against sexual activities you and i should know by now that white dont give a flying f.uck about sex but with open cultures these days porns helps in enhancing better sexual life by exploring what you watch with your partner but the bad thing now is when you are exposed to porn as a teen, you would need the grace of God or nymphomaniac as a girlfriend to give up this act but the goodnews is that people outgrow self-service from their late twenties. But there are exceptions oo, just like u see a matured lady still peeing on the bed. Peace to my people |
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