Austeenx: Apparently, I've been doing the right thing all along.

*grabs vaseline*

chukwuinya: its bad n ugly because it is bad n ugly,i will rather wait until i get married if Christ tarries,moreover none of those negative effects will ever come my way.i may not be holy but i know i want to be holy

Cynluv:
1. self service helps you sleep. That’s
because getting handsy with yourself
lowers blood pressure and produces
endorphins, the chemicals responsible
for helping ease stress and increase
relaxation.

Cynluv:
2. self service relieves cramps. Flying
solo during that time of the month
increases blood flow to the pelvic area,
easing pain. The intensity of climax can
also help — and it sure beats a hot
water bottle.

Cynluv:

3. self service prevents prostate
cancer. Toxins build up in the uroprivate
part tract, leading to disease—but self
service flushes those toxins out of the
body, making men who release more
than five times a week a third less likely
to develop prostate cancer.

Cynluv:

4. self service alleviates urinary tract
infections . Once you’re tired of drinking
all that cranberry juice, turn to the other
cure for UTIs: self service. It helps flush
out old bacteria from the cervix, giving
UTI sufferers some much-needed relief.

Cynluv:

5. self service might relieve Restless
Leg Syndrome symptoms. Researchers
estimate that 10 percent of people
suffer from RLS, a neurological disorder
categorized by a constant urge to move
the limbs, often causing leg pain,
cramps, tingling, and itching. But there
might be help in sight—a letter
published in the medical journal Sleep
Medicine reported on a patient who
used sex and self service to relieve
symptoms of RLS.

Cynluv:

6. self service boosts your
immunity. Ejaculation releases the
hormone cortisol. It’s a stress hormone,
but in small doses, it can help strengthen
and maintain your immune system.

Cynluv:

7. self service makes sex
better. Practice makes perfect, as the
saying goes. sex therapists strongly
recommend that women who have not
had an climax begin by pleasuring
themselves. This puts them in touch with
the private part pleasure that they like.

3ace: You feel sleepy too after séx.
Séx is a form exercise which also increases blood flow.
How does it flush toxins out of the body? If it is through expulsion, then séx can give you that too.
I guess this one too is via expulsion which séx can also provide.
Thank God you mentioned séx this time and not only self-service.
Séx gives ejaculation too which in turn boosts immunity.
Frequent séx also makes séx better.

As far as I'm concerned, the above points do not in any way make self-service better. Séx even offers the opportunity of playing with areas of your partner's body you find pleasurable. Hence, I prefer séx. The strongest points for self-service to me are prevention of unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Austeenx: Apparently, I've been doing the right thing all along.

*grabs vaseline*

chukwuinya: its bad n ugly because it is bad n ugly,i will rather wait until i get married if Christ tarries,moreover none of those negative effects will ever come my way.i may not be holy but i know i want to be holy

gerrardomendes: @ cynluv. So dis is wot u post on nairaland. Let me meet ur mum dis evening

nerodenero: Consumers of vaseline who use it for genuine purposes have complained bitterly over scarcity of the commodity no thanks to Vaselineman.However,they suggested that castration of the dude's d.ick,joystick,third leg,anaconda etc will put an end to the scarcity.Calls put through to the Vaselineman at this point were not pick.As the event continue,be rest assured that details as it unfolds will be made public.Thanks for reading.

young-dude:
oh my God! i need the procedures to stop this. it makes me never to have feelings for girls sometimes.