Hey! I opened this where i can now be my own boss.
This thread, is for both the Area Boys and Girls.
Ajekpacos and Ajebos are welcome.
This is my lounge and this is my Borehole where those Numerous Gossips, Gists, Question and Answers should be droped.
I built a "Face me i Face you" house (public house) worse still i opened a Borehole where people can come and fetch water. As it is now so many people are in this borehole why? I the Landlord told them that water is free of charge. This thread promises to be hilarious as there are many people shunting and struggling as regards who came first before the other.

Water is free of charge but take note if you waste my water, i will collect Five Naira from you. Note that you can struggle to maintain your position in the line and you can also shunt through the line, as a sharp guy but dn't fight here. I will employ a borehole attendant that will be writing Names of defaulters for anybody that fights in this Borehole. Lemme go and buy the Mikano 4 pumping water since Nepa have not given us light for one year in this area. Brb

Can I come in,Sir

Mr.T Anonymous:
Can I come in,Sir

everybody is always welcome! Just put ur Jerry Can in the line and start gisting. U can find anyother guy to discuss football things with. Just dn't fight cox if your name appears in the list, you have to pay N5 times the number of times you defaulted. Bro! How do you see our Match against the ethiopians?

Bossforeva: everybody is always welcome! Just put ur Jerry Can in the line and start gisting. U can find anyother guy to discuss football things with. Just dn't fight cox if your name appears in the list, you have to pay N5 times the number of times you defaulted. Bro! How do you see our Match against the ethiopians?

Thanks for the approval!!!
We are going to slash the Ethiopians like Animals been slaughtered in an abateur.

Mr.T Anonymous:
Thanks for the approval!!!
We are going to slash the Ethiopians like Animals been slaughtered in an abateur.

infact, we will keep BOKORING them while they keep getting themselves YAKUBUED.

Let's not get our hope high. 90 minutes of action-filled play would determine who win.


Up Super Eagles!

A hell lot of noise going on here. " I came before you", "I first you come" that's what people keep echoeing here. Just because i told them that water is free. Is it a crime to be a philantrophist, see as this married women are insulting themselves just because of water. No P.

At least, i know that there are some girls that are not making noise. They are just waiting for thier turn to fetch and live with their buckets half filled. Can they kindly answer this question? To all female folks viewing this thread, is it true that ever since the advent of Instagram, Girls are now like the picture below?

Soraya-Carvalho:

Please,be fast.

Mr.T Anonymous:
Please,be fast.

uhh?? Are you Bossforeva?

Soraya-Carvalho:


uhh?? Are you Bossforeva?

No he is not,he is a wanna_be

Please, no NOISE!!!

Hey! My borehole attendants is still writing names of defaulters. Just fetch your "jejeli-nwanyoli" and give space for others to do so please. If u default many times, it may warrant you buying five Gp tanks for water storage says the Boss. If it's not your turn to fetch then you can drop hot gists and comments here.

I officially close d day's work. Pack up the funnels, jerry cans and hoses. Dn't forget to turn off the taps and padlock it. Goodnite

Today, due to the scarcity of water. Many people are here to fetch cox ma borehole was the only one that got sth to deliver. Of course expect borehole gists and gossips like never b4 on this thread. Dn't be a learner dn't just fetch water (view the thread) without dropping a gist you got on your mind. Meanwhile i got two hot gists for you. Three days ago i went to Cross River state, somewhere in calabar, sth caught my attention. I saw two dogs shouting on top of thier voices, "LEAVE US ALONE! LEAVE US ALONE!! WE ARE NOT RAMS! WE ARE NOT RAMS!!"... Kai! OJUJU CALABAR!

The other is very serious, it happened bout 40 mins ago, and ever since it got my mind puzzled... Should i drop it?

ATTEMPT TO ABDUCT AT NKPOR JUNCTION
Over two hours ago, i was hearing gunshots! When it subsided i went to know what brought about that. Whoa! The security state of this country, got my mind puzzled. It happened that there was a traffic jam at Nkpor Junction, as vehicles were crawling, a metallic colour Toyota Camry (fish) hit a Green Mitsubishi Space Runner from behind. When that happened, the occupants of the camry; ain't sure whether they are policemen, who knows? But they wore police uniforms, Came down and dragged the Clergyman out of the steering. Beat him and ordered him to the trunk of the Gold colour Mercedes E-Series one of thier accomplice was riding on. Even when they knew they were at fault for hiting from behind. The clergyman refused to completely enter, he simply sat on the open trunk with his legs at the tarred road. As things were getting serious now, the men on police uniforms started shooting on the air to scare people away. If am to say, this people ain't policemen they are abductors, cox a the police can't just be shooting sporadically into the air before they have to carry an offender. Rather, I think tis the attitude of an abductor to get away with their victims by doing such. The guys on police uniforms, later forcefully seized the Clergyman's phone and wanted to go with it. Something got over the clergyman. The spirit of not accepting defeat when he has done nothing wrong. Even in the sight of gun, he challenged them. To cut the story short, admist people withhelding him, he follow them to the Camry they were riding on for the guy with his phone to give it back to him,he was even trying to open the door though people were witholding him. Subsequently he now went and stood in the front of the Camry to show them that they are going nowhere except he gets back his phone. Mehn! I dn't think my faith will enable me to challenge someone that came with an AK-47. They later gave him back his phone, and they left. When thier vehicle had given a liltle distance, people were now throwing pure water satchets at their vehicles from afar. My people, the state in which this country is, now pricks my heart. You dn't know who is who again! The attitude those guys put up and even by mere looking at them, sth within will tell you this guys ain't policemen. Afterall, Bokoharam operates in army uniforms. Remember christmas is at hand and the Devil's are at work to meet up by any means. Please. Dn't fall a victim.

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plz we dn't need waka~pass on this thread if u got sth real good on ur area, drop it here let's discuss. W'ill appreciate