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What If This Happens To You? by nwaimoroseyaho: 2:11pm On Oct 12, 2013 |
STOP COMPLAINING YOU HAVE NOT WORKED IN THIS OFFICE FOR A DAY After so many years of selfless service, no promotion and no salary increment and you decide to confront your oga @ the top and the following conversation takes place... YOU; Sir am worried about my condition of work here. After all these years i know i deserve some form of salary increment and promotion. MANAGER; Hmm! you have not worked in this office for even a day. Let me ask you, how many days make up a year? YOU; 365 and sometimes 366 sir... MANAGER; You know some mathematics. Now tell me, how many hours do we have in a day and how many hours do you work in a day? YOU; We have 24 hours in a day and i work for 8 hours everyday sir.. MANAGER; That means you only work for 1/3 of 24hours which is 8hours. Therefore 1/3 of 366days is 122days, which means we have 122days to discus. YOU; OK sir.. MANAGER; How many weeks do we have in a year? YOU; 52 Weeks sir.. MANAGER; You know that you dont work on saturdays and sundays these 2 days (i.e sat and sun) x 52 weeks = 104 days. Therefore 122days -104 days will leave us with 18 days YOU; Go ahead sir. MANAGER; I give you 14days annual leave which you know very well, so 18days-14days annual vacation leaves us with 4days right? YOU; Yes sir. MANAGER; Do you work on christmas day? YOU; No sir. MANAGER; Do you work on new year's day (i.e ist day of the year)? YOU; No sir. MANAGER; How many days are left? YOU; 2DAYS Sir. MANAGER; Do you work on the democracy day? YOU; No sir. MANAGER; Do you work on the national day (i.e ist october)? YOU; No sir. MANAGER; So how many days are left? YOU; None sir. MANAGER; So what are you claiming? YOU; Sorry sir, thank you for all the money you have been giving me. WAKE UP, ITS JUST A DREAM |
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