I want to buy smoking turkey instead of smoked turkey. I cldn't help but laugh, jst imagine a Turkey with cigarette in its mouth

Am I belong to your mate?
You are just a baskard

Oya, come and be going

*Wat was i do *i go to her place but she didn't dey

Imagine a graduate... Always ulter dis blunders often..1.infact today i streched myself today 2. that girl is giving me feelings 3.this your laughter is sadding me more

He slap me first ,I slap him second

That meat seller is wayo-ish

Growing up " they will soon rang the bell" . Now " You knows.........."

Student will you come down here with a race

One, two, three, both of you come here

1)Tanx to accepted my friend request....
2)Let me hear word......

I'm cooking something nice.

Can you hear the smell?

This dude toasting my girl on Facebook

Go and play your play

Boy: Cansandra, are you shy?


Cansandra: Why shall I shy? Even if I shall shy, shy shy shy for you?

Please please come and be going
The hot water is boiling
Morning have reach
He chuk(instead of 'he pierced me with the biro)me biro
Cold is catching me
Bring me up (instead of pull me up)

1. I have troway it
2. Go and stay for outside

Hammed is blow GBA.

i want to die a virgin because i want to be a good example to my children

i want to die a virgin because i want to be a good example to my children

From my barber: I was babering hair when you called

How many are we in this house that money will be loosing u ppl are not trustable

I see PROUDNESS in him.

Did u came today? no I does not

I was talking to all of una

I don't eat above 6pm

"AM A BARBING."


Driver hold brake.

Me myself is involved..

Please shift small

one teacher that year .. I shallent be coming to school tomorrow .. omo we won laugh die jmc idimu 2004/2005

I doesn't know why some people cannot spoke or write simple English. English is a very simple language to learns and speaks but some peoples especially nairalanders always makes me annoying and even angry with them with the way they always wrote English and it is a very big and shameful embarrassment to Nigeria because many peoples are reading what it is wroted on nairaland,many times I tolded people especially Seun, ishylove and lalasticlala that they should allows me to organize special English clinic for people on marijuana, but they refuses to listens to me, but I was not sawprise at them refusing my offertory because many of the moderators too cannot spoke or writes correct English.

Please in case you need home English teacher for your childrens pls calls me on 08175325624. My price is not expenses at all. A trial will conceive you.

'i googled it in Wikipedia '

fiziebaibie:
1. U are sooo completed in beautiful

Out of all my childrenses osaro is the worstest, be beated my wife and nakeded she, in the presence of evbos

All the whole everywhere have spoil.

If you kill my wind screen, i will do you a very danger something