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Is There A Country Or Was There Ever One. by Octano(m): 9:44am On Oct 16, 2013
Who knows?

The only country
where u the lower d crime d higher d punishment ;
the higher d crime probably u r celebrated for life.
U pick a pocket at d market arena u will be beaten n burnt to death.
U steal a blackberry u will be beaten n stripped naked.
U engage in WEAC exam malpractice u r sent to jail for 2yrs.
U steal 300k u probably be sent to jail for a yr.
U steal 2million u given an option of fine or bail.
U loot 100 million d EFCC IS after u.
U loot 5 billion u r probed then if arrested granted a bail of 2million,
U loot 200 billion u get mouth, u be superstar.
U stage a massacre kill thousands u r exiled for some time n CELEBRATED when u r back or given an amnesty.
Think u know d country already feel free to add ur comments n observations too.
Re: Is There A Country Or Was There Ever One. by Nobody: 10:53am On Oct 16, 2013
All those don't matter,what does is;if we don't get our Heads in the right Place,and soon;we'll be a War-zone. You assertion of "the only Country..." is (pardon me) very obtuse; we are not the best Country in the World,bu we are far,far from the Worst; we still have the chance of taking our Nation to where we want it to be,but only if we believe and work towards it,not coming online to badmouth Nigeria,our Country.

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