davidylan:

Officer, i once more plead not guilty to the offence of illegal tree logging in the amazon forest. the alleged in-depth knowledge comes from interaction with other criminals who have been charged for similar offences. People like you sir.

Mr David, does the word Perjury mean anything to you? and do you understand its implications when the individual in question is an officer of the law?

doyin13:

@Bluespice

E be like say Goro don block your mouth

You see me hear since, u no throw salute

u berra come hia let me give your bum bum a blessing

wat?
oniranu o gbadun
wassap

bluespice:

what?
oniranu o gbadun
wassap

What is up?

It is my OKO.

The thing don get a totally independent mind of e own

Ruby_Pearl:

lmao!! You guys need help.

I act got a pedicure this morning, but I took that pix at a friend's house. My BestF
Which other criminals?

Thanks for clarifying that you weren't getting a pedicure when you took the pix. And for the sake of further clarity, would you mind telling us the gender of this individual you refer to as BestF?

bigboyslim:

Going by your indepth knowledge of the vegetation of the crime scene, it is hard to believe that you are not guilty of this offense. Do you have an alibi?

yes it has to be Doyin13

bigboyslim:

Mr David, does the word Perjury mean anything to you? and do you understand its implications when the individual in question is an officer of the law?

Officer, with all due respect sir i am not guilty of the charge of perjury. As an upstanding citizen of the state, i do not intend to put the lady through any sort of emotional distress at this moment with regards to legal or illegal felling of trees in the amazon rain forest.

chamotex:

yes it has to be Doyin13

God forbid bad thing. in the amazon na only me dey enter dia o.

My friend is a female.
abeg o, am innocent

davidylan:

Officer, with all due respect sir i am not guilty of the charge of perjury. As an upstanding citizen of the state, i do not intend to put the lady through any sort of emotional distress at this moment with regards to legal or illegal felling of trees in the amazon rain forest.

lol, oniranu

u lot are a bunch of sickos
chamo, doyin, david, big boy

lol if someone didnt know one woulda thot y'all were actually serious

ruby na u them dey argue ontop like dis

davidylan:

God forbid bad thing. in the amazon na only me dey enter dia o.

hmmn, just make sure say u carry protection enter forest oo. e.g. gun rubber becuz lion no dey follow person joke oo

mehn. . .David

I can show everyone my passport.

I have been to Ruby Jungle

Sugar cane full there  

doyin13:

mehnDavid

I can show everyone my passport.

I have been to Ruby Jungle

Sugar cane full there

@david

doyin13:

mehnDavid

I can show everyone my passport.

I have been to Ruby Jungle

Sugar cane full there

na single entry u get or multiple visa abi na indefinite

if u let immigration officers catch u

In light of the discrepancies in the testimonies given by both the plaintiff and defendant in this case. I would like to declare a mistrial for the following reasons.

The Alibi, mentioned by Mr Chamotex is resident in Kyrgyzstan while the crime took place in America
The suspect has succeeded in implicating a number of individuals with questionable character who could have possibly committed the crime.
From careful observation of the evidence brought forward, the victim does not appear to display expressions that could make this court believe that she was in any immediate danger. On the contrary, she seemed to be enjoying the "crime"

Ruby_Pearl:

@david

dont mind those big bad wolves over there jare.

chamotex:

hmmn, just make sure say u carry protection enter forest oo. e.g. gun rubber becuz lion no dey follow person joke oo

my brother, this forest dey very well maintained. No fear of lions here.  

doyin13:

mehnDavid

I can show everyone my passport.

I have been to Ruby Jungle

Sugar cane full there  

O boy you don miss road. Maybe na surrogate forest you enter. This forest never even lose one tree sef. Find another forest jare. If you no see forest abeg jump inside ocean.

big boy
and i hire u as my personal lawyer [s][size=4pt]when this current relationship goes in the pooper[/size][/s]
when i need legal aid

bigboyslim:

In light of the discrepancies in the testimonies given by both the plaintiff and defendant in this case. I would like to declare a mistrial for the following reasons.

The Alibi, mentioned by Mr Chamotex is resident in Kyrgyzstan while the crime took place in America
The suspect has succeeded in implicating a number of individuals with questionable character who could have possibly committed the crime.
From careful observation of the evidence brought forward, the victim does not appear to display expressions that could make this court believe that she was in any immediate danger. On the contrary, she seemed to be enjoying the "crime"

your lorsdship. That is the way it shld always be sir. thanks for the acquital.

chamotex:

na single entry u get or multiple visa abi na indefinite

if u let immigration officers catch u

Omo boy na multiple entry oo

thru different entry points

back front ear mouth nostril

ati bebe lo

, and there comes doyin the giggest of the oniranus

missed u man u know

bluespice:

big boy
and i hire u as my personal lawyer [s][size=4pt]when this current relationship goes in the pooper[/size][/s]
when i need legal aid

No problem. I'm always at your service. As long as you can follow the protocol if you know what i mean. You know that to win any case, a lot of dry ground needs to be made soft, a lot of handshaking needs to be done.

bluespice:

big boy
and i hire u as my personal lawyer [s]when this current relationship goes in the pooper[/s]
when i need legal aid

hmmn

Doyin, you and who?

You people will corrupt Ruby oh. Ruby oya, cover your eyes.

Ruby_Pearl:

Doyin, you and who?

no mind am, he's sleep walking.   Abeg i dey go house, we shld talk tonite o . . .

lets make doyin jealous.  

chamotex:

hmmn

i was refering to my relationship with my current lawyer

;d

davidylan:

no mind am, he's sleep walking. Abeg i dey go house, we shld talk tonight o . . .

lets make doyin jealous.

lol, ring me up or I will.

no mind doyin, na dreamland he dey

Ruby_Pearl:

lol, ring me up or I will.

no mind doyin, na dreamland he dey

Chamo and Doyin, seriously, we need to do something about this monopoly that david is enjoying. How long will we continue to watch this happen.

It's been going on forever.

lol chamo is not going to be able to join as he's rite hurr where the party at

There's nothing y'all can do o

Sad, but true