If animals and insects were on facebook, we'll be having posts and comments like...

MOSQUITO 's WALL POST:
Finally NEPA don off light , Blood Sucking thingz.....

Comment: Bleep up, de don on gen for my end.

Comment: abeg bros which area u dey? my people don fleet house.

DOG's WALL POST:
Na wa oh..i never even stay reach 5mins, all these Calabar people don dey eye me #ghostmood activated# de no go see me..Escaping thingz on my mind.

Comment: My neighbour na Calabar too. D man eye no good for where dogs de..i go bite am soon.

RAM's WALL POST:
As SALAH don de reach, na church thingz from now on.

RAT WALL POST:
Omo na die i dey oh..no food for my master kitchen. Na im books go hear am nah. Em think say i come em house to watch TV.

Comment: your master stingy, disown am joor.

CHICKEN WALL POST:
On the 1st of Dec. i'll be traveling for one month. If you need me, enter bush. I no fit shout. All these Christians no be am at all...

Comment: No be only u oh, i dey migrate too.

HE-GOAT WALL POST:
#Heatmood activated# Any she goat online for sex chat?

Comment: She -goat @he -goat you're a capital big fool...

Comment: He-goat @She-goat Pretender, as if u no de feel Hot. Carry ur smelling backside comot for post jor.

COCK WALL POST:
All these hen go de run like say dey no wan do. But if u catch dem, dem go bend quickly, set for doggy style.

Comment: Your own better nah, you dey catch them. The ones for my area na fast and furious. I don pursue tire.....
Asif I dey BIG BROTHER THE CHASE
abeg make I do get evicted

LOL! Very funny!

I laff