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New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep by salam001(m): 10:46pm On Oct 22, 2013 |
According to a new study published in The New England Journal Of Medicine this week, human beings were never meant to wake up after falling asleep, but were rather supposed to remain in a deep, peaceful slumber until eventually expiring. “Our research team of evolutionary biologists conducted an extensive and thorough examination of human physiology, past and present, and determined that human beings were, in their ideal state, supposed to be born, spend a solid 12 hours awake as an infant, and then lie down for a tranquil, dream- filled sleep from which they would then not awaken,” lead researcher Dennis Zeveloff said of the findings, which also suggest that life for early man was not supposed to last longer than one day. “Eventually, after spending three or four weeks lying comfortably in bed, humans were meant to just slide directly into death. In fact, the truly optimal state toward which human evolution aspired was for all individuals to succumb to Sudden Infant Death Syndrome almost instantly after exiting the womb.” The study concluded that, based on these findings, coma patients should be considered among the most highly evolved humans on the planet. [url]www.theonion.com/articles/new-study-finds-human-beings-were-never-meant-to-w,34288/?ref=auto[/url] www.news.nom.co/new-study-finds-human-beings-were-never-6688702-news/ |
Re: New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep by Chanchit: 11:09pm On Oct 22, 2013 |
The scientists that came out with this research should be jailed. If we are suppose to sleep to death, how would they do this silly reseach..? If we are to sleep to death, when would female have sex talkless of getting pregnant. Abeg make I sleep small, and if I fail to wake up, U are in soup...! |
Re: New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep by Chazzyboy: 11:40pm On Oct 22, 2013 |
What about others(animal) |
Re: New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep by chiketee(m): 12:13am On Oct 23, 2013 |
Hian!! These scientists may be from unilag |
Re: New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep by Nobody: 12:37am On Oct 23, 2013 |
Used to think like this. 4 also think that each time we wake up, we were disturbed my sumting or sombody |
Re: New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep by pimplucious: 4:41am On Oct 23, 2013 |
Those that do not know the onion.com and their funny antics won't believe this is just a satire. Lol, how cld human never meant to wake up after falling asleep. Chk this out too about nigeria by theonion.com https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwom49awRKg&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DPwom49awRKg&sa=X&ei=I0RnUsH4Ksi00QXuw4HgDA&ved=0CAsQqwQ |
Re: New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep by iterator25: 6:10am On Oct 23, 2013 |
Chanchit: The scientists that came out with this research should be jailed. If we are suppose to sleep to death, how would they do this silly reseach..? If we are to sleep to death, when would female have sex talkless of getting pregnant. Abeg make I sleep small, and if I fail to wake up, U are in soup...!what's this foolishh man saying |
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