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The Dean And Mba Student by abasifo(m): 9:07pm On Jul 07, 2008
One night four MBA students were boozing till late night and
didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day


In the morining they thought of a plan.They made themselves
look dirty weird as they could with grease and dirt

they then when up to the Dean and said that they had
gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre
f their car burst and they had to push the car all the way in no condition to appear for the test.

The Dean was a just person so he said u can have the retest after three day
On the third day they appeared before the dean . the dean said that this was a special condition test .
ALL four were requried to sit in sepearate classroom 4 the test.they all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 day

THE TEST CONSISTED OF 2 QUSETION WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS
Q1 WRITE DOWN YOUR NAME [2 MARKS]
Q2 WHICH TYRE BURST [98MARKS]
Re: The Dean And Mba Student by dreeldee: 9:20pm On Jul 07, 2008
nice try but you'll have to tickle me angry angry angry
Re: The Dean And Mba Student by abasifo(m): 9:55pm On Jul 07, 2008
All of them SCORE 2marks
the first person wrote two tyre burst

the second person wrote one front tyre burst

the third person wrote two back tyre burst


the Fourth person wrote the four tyre burst
SO THE ALL SCORE 2 MARKE
Re: The Dean And Mba Student by Jeovy(m): 10:00pm On Jul 07, 2008
and get smacked for lying
Re: The Dean And Mba Student by djcrooky(m): 5:04pm On Aug 17, 2008
and they wait til next year, finito
Re: The Dean And Mba Student by folahann(m): 5:07pm On Aug 17, 2008
It's a good one wink
Re: The Dean And Mba Student by lexicon(m): 5:17pm On Aug 17, 2008
The Dean is a very intelligent man. he really caught them red handed. lol
Re: The Dean And Mba Student by Cescy(m): 5:27am On Aug 18, 2008
9ce 1 dean
Re: The Dean And Mba Student by segunpc(m): 8:49am On Aug 18, 2008
cunny man die cunny man bury am.
Re: The Dean And Mba Student by Nobody: 9:53am On Aug 18, 2008
lol
Re: The Dean And Mba Student by Mustay(m): 11:46am On Aug 18, 2008
dean

mba students

hmmmm
Re: The Dean And Mba Student by Nautillus(m): 12:21pm On Aug 18, 2008
Got me smiling . . .Nice

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