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Christain Way Of Aproaching A Girl by PromiseJonah(m): 10:33pm On Oct 23, 2013
TAKE NOTE GUYS!!!
Me :hi beautiful
Girl : hey u
Me : do u mind if i walk u out
Girl : no i dnt mind
Me : oh by de way im Paul from
Pta n im still new in this church
Girl : im Rita n this is my home
town
Me: ok no offence but Do you
have a boyfriend?
Girl: Nope. I don't want to have a
boyfriend.
Me: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said,
“It is not good for the man to be
alone. I will
make a helper suitable for him.”
... Girl: But I don't love you.
Me: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not
love does not know God, because
God is love."
Girl: And how do I know you
mean those words.
Me: Matthew 12:34b " For out of
the abundance of the heart the
mouth speaks."
Girl: But how can I be sure that
you're loyal and honest?
Me: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth
will pass away, but my words will
never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are a lot
of girls out there.
Me: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women
do noble things, but you surpass
them all."
Girl: But what is in me that you
like?
Me: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are
altogether beautiful, my darling;
there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But I'm not all that
beautiful...you
're exaggerating.
Me: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is
deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
but a woman who fears the Lord is
to be praised."
Girl: What happens if I say yes.
Me: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore man
shall leave his father and his
mother and
hold fast to his wife, and they
shall become one flesh."
Girl: How come you know the
scriptures this much.
Me: Joshua 1:8 " This book of the
Law shall not depart from your
mouth, but you shall meditate on it
day and
night, so that you may be careful
to do all that is written in it. For
then you
will make your
way prosperous and you will have
good success."
Girl: wooow, I can see u really love
God.
Me: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste and see
that the Lord is good! Blessed is
the man
who takes refuge in Him.
Girl: mmm. Ok please give me time
to
think about it.
Me: Philippians 4:8 "Finally
brethren, whatever is true,
whatever is
honorable, whatever is just,
whatever is
pure, whatever is lovely, whatever
is commendable, if there is any
excellence, if there is anything
worthy
of praise, think about these
things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Me: Revelation 22:21 "Amen!

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Re: Christain Way Of Aproaching A Girl by Nobody: 8:57am On Oct 24, 2013
Hmnnn
Re: Christain Way Of Aproaching A Girl by VirgoHillz: 12:26pm On Oct 25, 2013
Lwkmd @op nice 1
Re: Christain Way Of Aproaching A Girl by PromiseJonah(m): 4:53am On Oct 31, 2013
:/ make sense sad wink =)) shocked :0

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