RedHotChic:

Sorry dearie, the ankle bracelet beeps whenever you want to tamper with it unless you have the combination. You ever wonder why those on probation that wear them cannot take it off at home and travel without the law enforcement knowing? You are caged boy!!!!

Lies!!! Lies!!!!! Lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Convicts on tags in the UK can actually take it off. . . . .  .Many have taken em off to place on their pets.
The only risk is if they are found out. . . . .They would be sent back to jail for violating their probation.

Let's not even talk about the GPS device I'll also install on your cell phone, as a matter of fact, by 2015, there will be chips you can install in their deeks to beep on your wives laptop anytime it gets hard in her absence.

U will have to marry a MUGU in Ilesha to achieve this selfish wet-dreams of yours.
Put a micro-chip in a man's willy? Are u sane at all??

No wonder the issue of women and heart attack keeps inclining every day!

Lies!!! Lies!!!!! Lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Convicts on tags in the UK can actually take it off. . . . . .Many have taken em off to place on their pets.
The only risk is if they are found out. . . . .They would be sent back to jail for violating their probation.

That's why the UK is still behind in technology. If they give you 50 mile radius to move about from your zip code and you try to cross the line, the cops will apprehend you in 5 minutes. Don't even think of taking it off because it has a combination generated by the computer. Yeah babe, your evil ways are closing in on you gradually.

will the chip tell you the cause of the erection too?

The length of the erection may be the deciding factor here, also, you can call and check on him and why his weenie is restless.

debosky:


will the chip tell you the cause of the erection too?

RedHotChic's chip would prolly say that. . . . .
Ma husband's willy is ERECT because he is reading PLAYBOY magazine or watching Porn on Bleep TV.
What a laugh!!

RedHotChic:

That's why the UK is still behind in technology. If they give you 50 mile radius to move about from your zip code and you try to cross the line, the cops will apprehend you in 5 minutes. Don't even think of taking it off because it has a combination generated by the computer. Yeah babe, your evil ways are closing in on you gradually.

UK is behind in what technology?? Look at this semi-illiterate.
We catch more criminals than any country in the world with over 20,000 CCTV cameras littered everywhere.
Your Anti-terrorist twats are taking tutorials here on how to catch terrorists and criminals.

50-mile radius ma ass. . . . . .
Criminals permutate n work out the combination and take these tags off constantly.
Cops won't know shit unless u are grassed. . . . or someone close to the criminal is watching closely.

You will have to marry a MUGU in Ilesha to achieve this selfish wet-dreams of yours.
Put a micro-chip in a man's willy? Are u sane at all??

Ilesha men are never mugus.

RedHotChic's chip would prolly say that. . . . .
Ma husband's willy is ERECT because he is reading PLAYBOY magazine or watching Porn on Bleep TV.
What a laugh!!

Roflmao; Hopefully porn will be banned by then because there is a bill in the house on that issue just that the billions of dollars generated by that BS is standing on our way. Do men even know how much they stand to save per year if porn is banned? damn he goats!!!!

RedHotChic:

Roflmao; Hopefully porn will be banned by then because there is a bill in the house on that issue just that the billions of dollars generated by that BS is standing on our way. Do men even know how much they stand to save per year if porn is banned? damn he goats!!!!

More like u should work out the amount women spent on rampant rabbits. . .
Scientists are about to prove this device has contributed enormously to GLOBAL WARMING.
Bloody Hot-housewives!!!

More like u should work out the amount women spent on rampant rabbits. . .
Scientists are about to prove this device has contributed enormously to GLOBAL WARMING. Grin Grin
Bloody Hot-housewives!!!

We already have the PDAs, tv's, cars, cow farts that warm our globe, little deek chips will not make a colossal difference.

Rofl! Wow dats sad! Maximum frigging security prison! Dats not marriage dats a lie. If i cant trust my spouse nd i turn into dat monster I will leave. simple. Trust is 2 basic a component of marriage 2 b lacking. It would b even worse if it's w a guy, I'd kill him.

RedHotChic:


We already have the PDAs, tv's, cars, cow farts that warm our globe, little deek chips will not make a colossal difference.

Ain't u missing something on that list?
What about your noisy, odourous farts??

Ain't u missing something on that list?
What about your noisy, odourous farts??

Roflmao; You mean Funmi farts? [size=14pt]They are tasteless, odorless, colorless and harmless.[/size]

It would b even worse if it's w a guy, I'd kill him.

Lol; Murderer!!!!

RedHotChic:

Roflmao; You mean Funmi farts? [size=14pt]They are tasteless, odorless, colorless and harmless.[/size]

Bloody Yanks!!!
They borrowed English language and they murdered it. . . . .they wont put "u" in odour and colour.

Yea, Funmi farts more than she blinks her frog-eyes.
Your ideas of tracking your husband would cost more than your income and pension put together.
If u cannot trust your husband, marry your chihuahua.

track my arse, so far your gps shit aint tied to my privates, u never know what i'm up to.hehehehe

track my arse, so far your gps shit aint tied to my privates, u never know what i'm up to.hehehehe

that's the more reason why we are looking up to 2015; Cheating is getting more and more difficult for men by the day.

@ Topic, Men do not like any tracking after they must have gone through all the tracking for years with their mother from new born to adult. Most times that turns them off the same thing is applicable to wife.

Bloody Yanks!!!
They borrowed English language and they murdered it. . . . .they wont put "u" in odour and colour.

It's called yankee english. they don't have to speak like bollocks to have an identity. Queens english my azz.

Yea, Funmi farts more than she blinks her frog-eyes.
Your ideas of tracking your husband would cost more than your income and pension put together.
If u cannot trust your husband, marry your chihuahua.

I can finance it through bank of America and make him make the payments, tiheeehaaaaa

@ Topic, Men do not like any tracking after they must have gone through all the tracking for years with their mother from new born to adult. Most times that turns them off the same thing is applicable to wife.

It's no more up to them to make the decision especially with all the DL business out there. When did men ever run their lives? it's their mum from childhood and they are quickly handed over to their wives from adulthood till they die.

redhotchick, the only thing that will need tracking is your heart rate, cos at the rate you will be getting the beeps from your guys shagging runs,your heart beat will just rise 1000% and that might be the cause of a heart failure-----------------------its berra u dont know than killing your self.

@ Topic
Lawd-a-Mercy!

I promise you, if I was a guy and I see the first 5 topics on this section, I'll give up women forever and ever, become a monk or something.

Goodness!

I promise you, if I was a guy and I see the first 5 topics on this section, I'll give up women forever and ever, become a monk or something.

Lmao; That's why you are no man because men can't resist us, Tiheeeehhhhhaaaaa

redhotchick, the only thing that will need tracking is your heart rate, because at the rate you will be getting the beeps from your guys shagging runs,your heart beat will just rise 1000% and that might be the cause of a heart failure-----------------------its berra u don't know than killing your self.

Roflmao!!!

RedHotChic:

It's called yankee english. they don't have to speak like bollocks to have an identity. Queens english my azz.

Then u guys should form a different language of twaddles. . . .  .
Bloody good-for-nothing Rednecks.

I can finance it through bank of America and make him make the payments, tiheeehaaaaa

U need HELP seriously.

You need HELP seriously.

Yeaaa, my boo is my shrink. Who's yours?

Then u guys should form a different language of twaddles. . . . .
Bloody good-for-nothing Rednecks

Don't hate; Kings make the calls and not Bollocks like prince Charles and mama. May be when you guys stop following us around to wars and have your own opinion, we'll take you serious.

Yall are tooo dam funny. Dont yall have some damn work to do? Redhotchik your mans pennis chip is beeping again girl go check it, lol

RedHotChic
why is ur topic always tending to giving you and and other females to be getting at men
when you people can`t do without this same people(men)  

Redhotchik your mans pennis chip is beeping again girl go check it, lol

roflmao; no shaking, It's under siege(restroom beeps)!!!!

RedHotChic
why is your topic always tending to giving you and and other females to be getting at men
when you people can`t do without this same people(men)

Where did you hide my sister chat2meBac? She's been missing since she went out with you yesterday.

@ Topic, Life is meant to be enjoyed and not endured, tracking your husband will not change anything the only thing that will change is when the man decides to change for good.

RedHotChic:

Yeaaa, my boo is my shrink. Who's yours?

I don't need a psychoanalyst.
Hannibal is sane n sound.

Don't hate; Kings make the calls and not Bollocks like prince Charles and mama. May be when you guys stop following us around to wars and have your own opinion, we'll take you serious.

We{big brother) were only helping y'all cowards whose asses got bombed by school kids. . . .

We{big brother) were only helping y'all cowards whose asses got bombed by school kids. .

Big brother? please! Is it not a shameful thing for a big brother to turn to a stooge for his little brother? America dictates for the British and decides when Gordon Brown will wake up, shit or fart. Y'all are wimps and I commend y'all too for your American Hero worship. Una no get life for real!!!