Akpors went to a public toilet in manchester, as he was entering, the next person in the next toilet said how are u doing
akporsfeel embarrased) am doing fine
nxt person:what re you up to now
akpors(feel anoyed) am also doing what you are doing ryt naw
nxt person:can i come akpors:am busy right now
nxt person:i will call u later a stupid fool next to me also is answering my question.

Describe akpors in 1 word.
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A teacher , a lawyer and akpors died on d same day
as both 3 were going to heaven, angelGabriel asked them to stop dat there are 2 much people here
angel Gabriel:if u want 2 enter paradise u must ans dis questions.
Teacher:okay i will be the first
angel:who are those dat died on the sea.
Teacher:the titanic
angel:dats d way 2 heaven, next.
Lawyer:i
angel:how many are they
lawyer:they are 1,500
angel:good, now u akpors mention those 1,500 names
akpos:oga angel abeg dat question 2 much abeg show me d way to hell if paradise people many.

LOL funny Akpors!

Akpors chatting with his
Girlfriend陇
Girlfriend: Hi
Akpos: How are u?
Girlfriend: I'm not alriqht.
Akpors: Ooh,you know i love u...what is the problem?
Girlfriend: Plz,can u send me
10k.
Akpors: For what?
Girlfriend: I want to use it to
buy some clothes and bags. Akpors: Hmmmm,that's my
girl. Take it...K,K,K,K,K,
K,K,K,K & k. Do u want
More??

Describe Akpors in One
Word

http://www.rosyside.com/pt/Funniest-Akpors-Jokes-Collection-10.11.2013/discussion.htm

A teacher lecturing on population,said in the world after every 10 seconds, a woman gives birth to a child.

Akpors stood up and said we must find and stop her.
Teacher:assuming u were at a bus/stop and boko haram throws a bomb what will u do.
Akpors:i will stop assuming
teacher:what is a verb
akpors:a verb is a valve in a tyre
teacher:what re u saying
akpors:its a complete sentence ma
teacher:are u mad
akpors:its a question ma
teacher:don't be silly
akpors:its an advice ma
teacher:stop dat nonsense
akpors:its a command ma
teacher:u are an idiot
akpors:its an insult ma
teacher:get out of my class
akpors:its an order ma
teacher:may God av mercy on u
akpors:its a prayer ma

teacher fainted

Musa was thinking on aw to commit suicide
went 2 meet akpors d liabary keeper.
musa : did u av any book that teaches on aw 2 commit suicide
akpors:wetin u wan use am do
musa:i want to kill
myself
akporslook at him for some minutes) mad man wu go kon return am.

When this boy becomes older who will he resemble.

Does it fit him.

AKPOS THE TEACHER
Akpos: "who is the minister of education?"
Children: "Mrs Dame Patience Jonathan"
Akpos: "who is CBN governor?"
Children: "Aliko Dangote"
Akpos; "who is the minister for information?".
Children: "Mike Adenuga"
Akpos; "who is the minister for sports.
Children: "Stephen keshi".
Akpos: "Correct! who composed the national anthem of
Nigeria"
Children: "wizkid"
Akpos: "correct" what is 2+5?
Children: "25"
Akpos:- "correct"
Akpos:- "what is the capital of Nigeria?"
Children: "Abia-umuahia "
Akpos: "correct, Who is d president of nigeria?".
Children. "General Muhammadu Buhari"
Akpos:. "Correct! Who stopped the killing of twins".
Children: "Psquare"
Akpos: "correct! who is the minister for women affairs"
Children: "Genevieve Nnaji"
Akpos: "Correct, Who is d governor of Anambra state?
Children. "Baba Tunde Fashola"
Akpos: "Correct!"
Akpos:- "Good! Clap for yourselves...
(children claps) It's gonna Remain like that until
government increases my salary!!!
ONE WORD FOR AKPOS

YORUBA NAMES & THEIR FUNNY DIRECT
TRANSLATIONS.!!
1. Anuoluwapo- Mercy of God plenty
2. Odeyemi- Hunter fit me
3. Pamilerin- Kill me wit laugh
4. Olamide- My wealth don come
5. Timileyin- push my back
6. Adeyemi- Crown fit me
7. Motunrayo- I see wealth again
8. Bamidele- Follow me reach house
9. Ayomikun- My wealth full
10. Oladejo- Wealth turn eight (
11. Shile- Open house
12. Wale- Come house
13. Morenike- I see person take care
14. Funmilayo- Give me joy
15. Omoyemi- Pikin fit me
16. Tunbosun- Shift again
17. Feyintola- Rest back on wealth.
18. Motolani- Am big enuf to have wealth.
19. Ifabiyi- Oracle born this.
20. Olaide- Wealth roll come.
21. Ageshin- Horse rider.
22. Adeleke- Crown dey on top.
23. Babajide- father wake come.
24. Bankole- Help me build house.
25. Owolabi- Na money we born.
KEEP IT ROLLING... Add Yours

CHECK OUT DIZ FUNNY JOKES...."WETIN
CONCERN" THINGS...
Wetin concern Okada with seatbelt?
Wetin concern Patience
Goodluck...withEnglish?
Wetin concern white man wit tribal marks?
Wetin concern dog with
condom?
Wetin concern goat with
manicure?
Wetin concern ""ARSENAL"" with
Trophy?
Wetin concern Monkey with mary-kay?
Wetin concern Mad man with ID card,
Wetin concern alaba market with public holiday?
Wetin concern dead body with coffin money?
Wetin concern pregnant dog with anti-natal?
Wetin concern Vulture with Ghana weaving?
Wetin concern Pig with dettol soap?
Wetin concern Reverend sister with family planning,
Wetin Concern Imam withThe Holy Communion,
Wetin concern ship with tire,
wetin concern plane with holdup,
wetin concern f.torres with Goal..
Wetin concern Nokia wit pinging..
Drop Urs

Ochuko: Akpors pls help me, my white shirts are no longer white. What can I do?

Akpors: very easy..after wearing soak it wit d blood of jesus...it will never get stained....datz d trick I used for my 5 years unwashed white singlets and boxers.....

Akpos Joke: Teacher: Who can state
one different between a bird and a fly?
A confident Akpos shook his hand
vigorously. Teacher: Yes! Tell us,
Akpos: Akpos: A bird can fly, but a fly
cannot bird!