Tmonex: Make i jst Answa all of una, abeg wetin be d question??

u no cari ur eye c all d questns wey dey here?
U wan mah ask more questions?

Jovanna: wetin be ur own 4 our mater sef? Ur broda no knw say i no sabi cuk b4 e cari me 4 huze? Abi u want mah kill dat huzegurl u wan bring?

y e no go concern am?
Wen u bin marry hin broda u no bin knw d matter go concern am??
U go fit fiqht dat house girl wey dey fiqht lyk tiger?

Jovanna: since 1901 abi u don 4get?

hah! U bin born dat tym??

Una still dey on top this mata?

PretiEbony:
The dude fine reach as u don describe am so?

That na understatement sef, the boy head round and oily. Him like to barb Akpan/bololo/skin cut, everyday na him head I dey take dey check my face 4 hin head because in clear pass mirror. In no too tall but him tall pass usain bolt, hin chest broad pass una door, him get big yannsh. Him perfume na die ooo. . .wetin you wan hear again to make u understand say dis boy na BOOMBB?

PretiEbony:
na wetin u dey try talk nw??
Sey i no dey mentor u well?

No be the matter be that, the thing be say u no dey reason my side. Since last week nai everybody dey embarax me, u side me?? Na com good thing be dat as a mentor?

And u still dey expose some of those small secrets wen get security..

PretiEbony:
y i no go fear? Coz u dey comfortable, u wan mah follow dey comfortable?
How i go take teach u wen i no even believe sey u go knw hw 2 teach me?

If i b mama junior, u go gree b papa junior?

Me na good teaching person oo, I get PHD for teachingnomia. I go make the things sink for ur brain and u go come dey think about them foreva. I good pass all ur big bellied, womanizing lecturers oo. We go dey comfortable after the first 4hours of steady none stop prophessional lecture.,


No na, as u be my mentor so I go be Uncle Junior na

PretiEbony:
how i go take knw??
Na me send u skul?

Why you no go know?

Must u send me go school first?

PretiEbony:
Una dey fly?
U no knw sey i 4 lyk join dat kingdom?
I no fit kum be princess 4 dia?

No oo, no be bird ing stuff, but we dey waka for air sha..

You must get aim oo, u no know say dem dey fill form?


Princess? And u never join? No problem, come reign with me but you sure say u get good plans for us so?

PretiEbony:
which tin again housegirl d give her master??

B4 nko? As ur broda marry am, u no knw sey hin go sufèr?

Apart from kondu?? U be gel boy, u sure say u no get house boy so?

The girl na hotie, she wan even hot pass you sef. Wetin u feel say she use take seduce my classful brother marry am, wen she no sabi cook?

when I see her face, I feel say na enjoyment oo. . .but now, you go mind me?

PretiEbony:
since wen i bcme ur persnal persin sef?

You dey deny her?

Jovanna: wetin be ur own 4 our mater sef? Ur broda no knw say i no sabi cuk b4 e cari me 4 huze? Abi u want mah kill dat huzegurl u wan bring?

No be your cute face, luxirous back and ostentatous front decieve all of us?

Now we know better.

No just try am, the girl get man features ooo. Na 10.5ft tall, she grab join her beauty oo. Her face dey bring smoke, just respect ursef make una live peacefully like partners in crime.. U dey hear so?

Jovanna: i ask u sef join nw abi u no fit ansa?

Habaa, me na strong Christian na, u neva hear my story?


Okay make I yarn you:

My papa na pastor, my elda broda na pastor, my 3 sisters marry prayer warriors each of them na pastors too. Two of ma cousins dey carry bible for Deeper Life general Kumuyi. My grand papa nai father Benson Idahosa, my great grand uncle junior brother nai teach T.b Joshua and Pastor Chris Bible. My best friend na tight padi to Johnson Suleiman. My great great great great great great great grand nephew first son wife niece senior brother, nai follow Ajayi Crowther come back to 9ja, but hin no gry show face b'cos of holiness nai make them no hear hin name. . .abi make I continue?


What more u want mke I yarn you? Eh?

With all these records, I go fit pursue Chickens, I mean chicks?

PretiEbony:
hw dat wan take concern u?
No b na nrmal tin 2 disturb chicks wey dey area??
Or u wan follow am?

Normal thing ke? Me na born again ooo.

I'm married to the Word of God, Girs on black and white leave me alone..

Jovanna: since 1901 abi u don 4get?

You sef don 4get, na since 1900, why u add one year join?

PretiEbony:
u no cari ur eye c all d questns wey dey here?
U wan mah ask more questions?

You dey mind am?

Why u catch the slap wen I throw give am na?

PretiEbony:
y e no go concern am?
Wen u bin marry hin broda u no bin knw d matter go concern am??
U go fit fiqht dat house girl wey dey fiqht lyk tiger?

300 Gboza for you jor...

But how you take know about this house girl be4 I talk? You no sure say u dey search my secret files so?

larride: Una still dey on top this mata?

Na under the matter u want make we dey?

larride: Una still dey on top this mata?

which mata again u wan mek we dey ontop?
Y u no follow us kum dey ontop d mata too?

E<R>F:


That na understatement sef, the boy head round and oily. Him like to barb Akpan/bololo/skin cut, everyday na him head I dey take dey check my face 4 hin head because in clear pass mirror. In no too tall but him tall pass usain bolt, hin chest broad pass una door, him get big yannsh. Him perfume na die ooo. . .wetin you wan hear again to make u understand say dis boy na BOOMBB?

All dis na 4 only 1 persn?

E<R>F:


No be the matter be that, the thing be say u no dey reason my side. Since last week nai everybody dey embarax me, u side me?? Na com good thing be dat as a mentor?

And u still dey expose some of those small secrets wen get security..

na dat small tin dey mek u kum dey cry??
Abi i no try small?

PretiEbony:
y e no go concern am?
Wen u bin marry hin broda u no bin knw d matter go concern am??
U go fit fiqht dat house girl wey dey fiqht lyk tiger?

aproko no put ur mouth 4 dis matter o, abi u be part of our family ni? Abi na u be d huze gurl sef?

PretiEbony:
hah! U bin born dat tym??

u knw how old i be?

E<R>F:


No be your cute face, luxirous back and ostentatous front decieve all of us?

Now we know better.

No just try am, the girl get man features ooo. Na 10.5ft tall, she grab join her beauty oo. Her face dey bring smoke, just respect ursef make una live peacefully like partners in crime.. U dey hear so?

u want make thunder strike ur maut shey? No help me try nonsense o abeg

E<R>F:


Habaa, me na strong Christian na, u neva hear my story?


Okay make I yarn you:

My papa na pastor, my elda broda na pastor, my 3 sisters marry prayer warriors each of them na pastors too. Two of ma cousins dey carry bible for Deeper Life general Kumuyi. My grand papa nai father Benson Idahosa, my great grand uncle junior brother nai teach T.b Joshua and Pastor Chris Bible. My best friend na tight padi to Johnson Suleiman. My great great great great great great great grand nephew first son wife niece senior brother, nai follow Ajayi Crowther come back to 9ja, but hin no gry show face b'cos of holiness nai make them no hear hin name. . .abi make I continue?


What more u want mke I yarn you? Eh?

With all these records, I go fit pursue Chickens, I mean chicks?

who ask u history? Nd wetin be d moral lesson dis story sef? Bt u sabi lie o, who tell u all dis jagbajatins?

PretiEbony:
All dis na 4 only 1 persn?

Na come two pipo b4?

PretiEbony:
na dat small tin dey mek u kum dey cry??
Abi i no try small?

That thing na small thing to you?


You try small sha but, you suppose dey tie red vadan for your head like Nijas, add some rope round your waist, buy sharp cutlass take pursue all of them wen dey embarax me. . .no be that one be better try?

Jovanna: aproko no put ur mouth 4 dis matter o, abi u be part of our family ni? Abi na u be d huze gurl sef?

No be she be the house girl oo, but she know am. The girl na area scatter for their town, top babe wen no dey take nonsense from pipo. She don beat PretiEbony once sef, since then she dey respect her. So as a friend and a personal person, she no want make u get that kain experience. . .abi no be good friend she be?

Jovanna: u knw how old i be?

You dey gree old? No be the way you dey 19th century nai u still dey?

Jovanna: u want make thunder strike ur maut shey? No help me try nonsense o abeg

No dey fear you be action mama, na only food side comma dey. Everyoda side straight like witch, so make u fight back, You can do this- I trust you. You oo know say I like to see you with rise eye and swollen body, plus fat leg and bend waist?

Jovanna: who ask u history? Nd wetin be d moral lesson dis story sef? Bt u sabi lie o, who tell u all dis jagbajatins?

No be the history go ease ur tension?

The moral lesson be say, ERF is a saint infact, call me Saint ERF. You dey hear?


Lie ko Jagbajatins ni? I neva lie or jagbajatize since my mama born me ooo

Whr'z everybdy nau??
Shey una no wan ask question again?