Answer all question.
Note no calculator or any
electronic devices.
Time:- 1hr:30mins only
SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE
1) What is the name of
the first Igbo boy that
opened shop
at Alaba international
market?
(a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim
Pius Anyim (c) Gov. Peter
Obi
2) Who addressed herself
as a widow while her
husband is
still alive?
(a)Jonathan Patience (B)
Turai (c)Stella
3) Who Strike pass?
(a) BH Boys (B)Thunder
(c) ASUU (d)Patience
Dame
4) You can sharpen
cutlass on Banky W’s
head
(a) True (B) false (c) I
don’t know
5) What are the names of
the two people holding
hands
when you power-on a
Nokia phone?
(a) Charly Boy and
Denrele (B) Ryan Giggs
and John Terry (C)
OBJ and IBB
6) If the past tense of
take is took, the past
tense of make is
(a) Mook (B) maked (c)
maken
7) I have a dream is to
Luther King as I have no
shoes is to
…..
(a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ
8 ) What is the plural
form of GARRI
(a) garris (B) garried (B)
garium
9) If Adekunle Chukuwma
Ciroma Finally Passes
WAEC, will
he write JAMB next year?
(a) No (B)Yes (c) He will
opt for NURTW
10) Which University has
the highest no. of babes
that travel
to Dubai for 2weeks and
return with British
accent?
(a)EBUs B)UNIJOS
(c)UNIABJ (d) MAULAG
SECTION 2:- THEORY
Attempt all questions.
(1a) Differentiate between
Do or Die and if I don’t
win the
next election their will be
blood shed.
(B) If it took Goodluck
Ebele Jonathan 50years to
trek to
Aso rock without SHOES,
how long will it take if he
was
putting on “CANVASS”
(2a) Using Almighty
Formula, calculate the
diameter of
Banky W’s head (take
♊=3.14)
(B) If your X-Boyfriend or
X-girlfriend Wins
N100Million
Naira In The Glo WINBIG
Promo 2 Days After you
Broke Up!
FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”
(3a) If Ada is a girl, and
Obi is a boy, who is
Adaobi?
(B) What are the
surnames of the three
statues that
welcome you to Lagos?
Goodluck to you all

the questions are too much

olodo I no go fit fail this one

Silvereze: the questions are too much

Study you go pass.

Why is this section so boring

Hw will u no if am right anyway MR OLODO

bizibrain: Hw will u no if am right anyway MR OLODO

Can't you just say it's funny you dìckhead

p.guyokec:



Can't you just say it's funny you dìckhead

cant u just see dat am kidding u MOTHER SUCKER

bizibrain: cant u just see dat am kidding u MOTHER SUCKER

Can't you just see you have no future you prick

Mr.Olodo:


Can't you just see you have no future you prick

cant u c u av an empty idle brain u A S S hole.

bizibrain: cant u c u av an empty idle brain u A S S hole.

Can't you see you're just in education to make trouble...