Akpos was coming
out from the church after service,
and the preacher was standing at
the door as usual to shake hands.
He grabbed Akpos by the hand
and pulled him aside. The Pastor
said to him,"You need to join the
Army of the Lord!"
Akpos replied, "I'm already in the
Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor
questioned, "How come I don't
see you except during Harvest
and wedding?" He whispered
back, "Am an undercover agent!"

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