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Who Are The Real ROBBERS Here ??? ? by Yusphull(m): 6:23pm On Oct 27, 2013
During a robbery in Lagos, Nigeria, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move".
The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you." Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
****This is called "Mind Changing Concept”*****

Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized!!! This is a robbery and not a molestation!"
***This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!***

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the
older robber (who has only completed Year
6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's
count how much we got." The older robber
rebutted and said: "You are very silly. There is so
much money it will take us a long time to
count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us
how much we robbed from the bank!"
***This is called "Experience" Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!***

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
***This is called "Swimming with the tide.”
Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!***

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
***This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal
Happiness is more important than your
job***.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million.
The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million.
The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
***This is called "Knowledge" which is worth as
much as gold!***"

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
***This is called "Seizing the opportunity.”
Daring to take risks!***

So who are the real robbers here and what did you gain from this ?
Re: Who Are The Real ROBBERS Here ??? ? by Queendo(f): 11:04pm On Oct 27, 2013
The bank manager is d greatest robber. I've learnt dt education makes d difference. no wonder our oga at d top are busy changing figures.

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