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Who Are The Real ROBBERS Here ??? ? by Yusphull(m): 6:23pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
During a robbery in Lagos, Nigeria, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move". The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you." Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. ****This is called "Mind Changing Concept”***** Changing the conventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized!!! This is a robbery and not a molestation!" ***This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!*** When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got." The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very silly. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" ***This is called "Experience" Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!*** After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”. ***This is called "Swimming with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!*** The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month." ***This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job***. The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!" ***This is called "Knowledge" which is worth as much as gold!***" The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. ***This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!*** So who are the real robbers here and what did you gain from this ? |
Re: Who Are The Real ROBBERS Here ??? ? by Queendo(f): 11:04pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
The bank manager is d greatest robber. I've learnt dt education makes d difference. no wonder our oga at d top are busy changing figures. 2 Likes |
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