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forkadict:


Thanks so much bro. The wait was long, difficult and excruciating. I just hope yours will not be as long.

I will most anxiously be waiting for you guys.

Congratulations boss. This is a good move in the right path for you. God bless you abundantly.

prelinctus:
Hope we aren't counting chickens here. Cos I remember dplacement vividly saying that not everybody that does medicals will eventually be taken.

You should congratulate him first before saying this.

okeyjames:

You should congratulate him first before saying this.

The guy is always attacking.. Chaii...
He can perform well whenever there is a problem.. His job function would be "to sniff out the cause of the problem and those whose faults led to the problem"...
Another person can now come in as the actual problem solver who would have to use the findings of the sniffer.

PAGE 190 IS HERE AAHAHAHAHAHAAA.

forkadict:


Lol.

Bro, in all honesty I have no clue. Like some poster suggested many pages back on here that this whole thing can be likened to the rapture that neither the angels (@dplacement) nor the son (@Nicer) knows the time but the Father (NLNG HR).

Congrats.

@ All. this week is ending today according to someone here. The mail will come when we reach page 200 according to my prediction.

forkadict:


Many thanks bro.

Thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks...

Bro, i'm ecstatic! Like a baby that has had his dream toy bought for him by his mum.

Omo men, no food for me till next week. I will print many copies of the invitation letter. If hungry dey catch me, na to chop one copy of the letter.

So looking forward to meeting you great minds in Bonny.

Congrats man...

COngratulations forkadict!!!! This is great news! Happy for you bro!

This wait is really a long thing o! Olowun, O ti re mi. Se Omo won ko send wa ni? Abi kilon sele? I don dey vex o!

adenitemi:
I'm not for or against talking about NLNG in whatever light here, but sha the thing con funny to me. Been trying to play the scene in my head all day...

Act 1 Scene 1: *NLNG HR Officer assigned to monitor Nairaland GT Recruitment Thread resumes office and logs on Nairaland*

*Whispers to himself* These candidates have started talking trash about us again! I will go and report this!!!


Act 1 Scene 2: *He walks into Head of HR Office* *Greets HR Head* "Good morning Sir. As part of the duties you assigned to me, I have discovered that those our candidates are talking ill of the company and portraying us in bad light".

HR Head: *Mumbles some words to himself* What were they saying?

HR Officer (Nairaland GT Thread): They were complaining that they have waited for too long and not a word from us.

Let's continue the remix frm here:
HR Head: "Really? But why are they restless now? It took us longer to conduct the AC after the SHL stage and nothing happened.
HR Officer: "Yes sir, but we sent them an e-mail informing them about the cause of the delay and a proposed date for the next stage.
HR Head: "Oh yeah. Well I guess we know what to do then?
HR Officer: "But sir, we are still busy with the Experienced hires, plus the results of the..."
HR Head: (Interrupts) "Yes, but we should say something. What are our values again?"
HR Officer: Excellence, Teamwork, Integrity and Cari....oh! now I see your point sir. Ok, I'll do so sir.
HR Head: By the way, I heard some of them are so clever and are displaying some FBI skills. On that note, we didn't have this conversation. Infact, this meeting never happened. You understand?
HR Officer: "Which meeting sir?"
HR Head: (Smiling) "That's my boy".
HR Head: One more thing, send a congratulatory message to Forkaddict.
HR Officer: "Forkaddict? What kind of name is that? How can someone be addicted to....oohhh! Now I get it!
HR Head: "Get out of my office!"


Congrats Forkaddict!

StringerBell:

Let's continue the remix frm here:
HR Head: "Really? But why are they restless now? It took us longer to conduct the AC after the SHL stage and nothing happened.
HR Officer: "Yes sir, but we sent them an e-mail informing them about the cause of the delay and a proposed date for the next stage.
HR Head: "Oh yeah. Well I guess we know what to do then?
HR Officer: "But sir, we are still busy with the Experienced hires, plus the results of the..."
HR Head: (Interrupts) "Yes, but we should say something. What are our values again?"
HR Officer: Excellence, Teamwork, Integrity and Cari....oh! now I see your point sir. Ok, I'll do so sir.
HR Head: By the way, I heard some of them are so clever and are displaying some FBI skills. On that note, we didn't have this conversation. Infact, this meeting never happened. You understand?
HR Officer: "Which meeting sir?"
HR Head: (Smiling) "That's my boy".
HR Head: One more thing, send a congratulatory message to Forkaddict.
HR Officer: "Forkaddict? What kind of name is that? How can someone be addicted to....oohhh! Now I get it!
HR Head: "Get out of my office!"


Congrats Forkaddict!

LWKMD!

Hearty Congratulations, forkaddict!

Hehehe. Na clowns NLNG wan collect for GTs I swear. Thumbs up StringerBell

airsaylongcon:
forkaddict congrats. can u share with us the emotion(s) you felt when u got the email. from first sighting the sender as NLNG to your digesting the content.

also when u r done with medicals please share.

u fit still use style style tell them say boys for street are complaining. boys o not GTs

Thanks so much bro.

Hmmm, it hasn't been easy. You know we have been interviewed over a year ago. And if I tell you that since the deadline of 3 weeks that we were told during the interview elapsed, I have been checking and refreshing my mail during office hours every ten minutes would you believe me? even though we have received a couple of mails from them, there hasn't really been anything concrete to hold on to.

Then fast forward to 20th October 2015. I was just a few minutes into a meeting that was supposed to last for an hour and half. Then, I just casually picked up my fone to conduct the routine check of mails. And then... ghen ghen, there the mail was. Titled Re: Feedback on interview session with NLNG bla bla bla. My heart just picked up pace. I clicked on the mail and read cos I wasn't really sure what the message was. But then, reading thru confirmed my biggest desire in recent years if not all my life.

After reading thru the mail, all I heard from then on till the end of the meeting was 'fahcdghsdgkljysdvkldvhvjkgjgdvkljhgcdklhjhgjksdjhgdjkghhgjkdshjhggjdhkhhjdjkhjksdghghjhgsdjkgdhsdhgjksdgjkhgsdhjgsdgkjhsjhgjksdghshgjklsdgjkghshsdfghsdgjkhgjsdfghjhsdjkhksdfgjkhjhgjksdhghkjhsdfgljkdhgjkhgjksdhlhdjkhsdkjghdjghklhgjksdfgjksdfhjkhjksdfghjklghjgsjhksdgjklsdgjklsdgjklsdgjkghjklghsdfjhgjkghjkhdfjhgjklghjkghjklghhkjksdfhsdfgjsdfhjkhjksdfdgsdfjyfuiouueruyoperyhsdlivioperioyhjksdvhguiueshuiehkyhwefuighwevuiyhkjbdvduihkhuihruihcjkhuihfuilfhjkghu.' And I just thank God, I wasn't asked any questions on proceedings. And you cant really blame me bro cos when NLNG talks, small companies SHUT THA FORK UP!

Immediately the meeting ended, I rushed to a secluded area to spend some quality time with God.

Of course, whatever happens after the medicals shall be shared.

Your third request shall also not be ignored.

incredu:
Congrats forkadict. Na God win o!

My broad, thanks o. Hmmm. Na God win.

It wasn't easy

Switlife:


Congratulations man! There is more grace on your path.

Thanks my broda. I really appreciate

SKR3:
1. It's great to witness the success of a fellow comrade, congrats all the way @ forkadict. I really can't imagine how you cope with days now towards your medicals. It is a sign of goodies for GTs.
2. For US, I believe it may not go beyond the 12weeks after the last AC date i. e. Next week or 1st week of November. Comrades lets keep the hope & show understanding. The Best.

1. Many thanks bro. I really appreciate. I have waited over a year. With this medical thingy, coping with a few more months at the most will be child's play. Yeah I agree it is a sign of goodies for GTs

2. True. But I really can't blame those folks agitating for a feedback from NLNG. I perfectly understand how excruciating and draining the wait can be. Beside we as humans react to issues differently. Although technically speaking, the deadline has yet to elapse.

Forkadict: ....After reading thru the mail, all I heard from then on till the end of the meeting was 'fahcdghsdgkljysdvkldvhvjkgjgdvkljhgcdklhjhgjk And I just thank God, I wasn't asked any questions on proceedings....

This part is very very funny.

prelinctus:
Hope we aren't counting chickens here. Cos I remember dplacement vividly saying that not everybody that does medicals will eventually be taken.

Maguy, leave matter for Mathias and sabi for Sabinus. (Not in anyway referring to @dplacement).

We all have been counting chickens since time immemorial and this includes you.

After passing the WAEC test, at least you told a few people online or offline that you passed. What do you call that? - Counting chickens.

After passing the second test, it was common knowledge on here that you passed and were prepping for AC. What do you call that? - Counting chickens.

So bro, Ce qui sera sera (What will be will be). Regardless whether you count chickens or you count lions!

okeyjames:

Congratulations boss. This is a good move in the right path for you. God bless you abundantly.

Thanks so much bro. And God bless you too. I remember in one of your posts on this thread shortly after our interview where you said something like 'Forkadict will make it cos he has a good heart.' Or something of the sort. Well your prophecy has come to pass. You will make it as well. Keep the faith alive bro!

okeyjames:

You should congratulate him first before saying this.

Thanks jor.

That dude has some real issues.

I am seriously holding back from saying he has some messed up personality. but hey what do I know?

ddazz:


Congrats man...

many thanks bro. I wish you all the best as well.

coolio2014:
COngratulations forkadict!!!! This is great news! Happy for you bro!

Thanks bro. I really appreciate it. All the best to you.

StringerBell:

Let's continue the remix frm here:
HR Head: "Really? But why are they restless now? It took us longer to conduct the AC after the SHL stage and nothing happened.
HR Officer: "Yes sir, but we sent them an e-mail informing them about the cause of the delay and a proposed date for the next stage.
HR Head: "Oh yeah. Well I guess we know what to do then?
HR Officer: "But sir, we are still busy with the Experienced hires, plus the results of the..."
HR Head: (Interrupts) "Yes, but we should say something. What are our values again?"
HR Officer: Excellence, Teamwork, Integrity and Cari....oh! now I see your point sir. Ok, I'll do so sir.
HR Head: By the way, I heard some of them are so clever and are displaying some FBI skills. On that note, we didn't have this conversation. Infact, this meeting never happened. You understand?
HR Officer: "Which meeting sir?"
HR Head: (Smiling) "That's my boy".
HR Head: One more thing, send a congratulatory message to Forkaddict.
HR Officer: "Forkaddict? What kind of name is that? How can someone be addicted to....oohhh! Now I get it!
HR Head: "Get out of my office!"


Congrats Forkaddict!

LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooLLLLLLLL!!!!

OMG!

Thanks so much bro. Yours will come as well.

spacyzuma:


LWKMD!

Hearty Congratulations, forkaddict!

Thanks bro. You turn shall come as well.

forkadict:


Thanks so much bro.

Hmmm, it hasn't been easy. You know we have been interviewed over a year ago. And if I tell you that since the deadline of 3 weeks that we were told during the interview elapsed, I have been checking and refreshing my mail during office hours every ten minutes would you believe me? even though we have received a couple of mails from them, there hasn't really been anything concrete to hold on to.

Then fast forward to 20th October 2015. I was just a few minutes into a meeting that was supposed to last for an hour and half. Then, I just casually picked up my fone to conduct the routine check of mails. And then... ghen ghen, there the mail was. Titled Re: Feedback on interview session with NLNG bla bla bla. My heart just picked up pace. I clicked on the mail and read cos I wasn't really sure what the message was. But then, reading thru confirmed my biggest desire in recent years if not all my life.

After reading thru the mail, all I heard from then on till the end of the meeting was 'fahcdghsdgkljysdvkldvhvjkgjgdvkljhgcdklhjhgjksdjhgdjkghhgjkdshjhggjdhkhhjdjkhjksdghghjhgsdjkgdhsdhgjksdgjkhgsdhjgsdgkjhsjhgjksdghshgjklsdgjkghshsdfghsdgjkhgjsdfghjhsdjkhksdfgjkhjhgjksdhghkjhsdfgljkdhgjkhgjksdhlhdjkhsdkjghdjghklhgjksdfgjksdfhjkhjksdfghjklghjgsjhksdgjklsdgjklsdgjklsdgjkghjklghsdfjhgjkghjkhdfjhgjklghjkghjklghhkjksdfhsdfgjsdfhjkhjksdfdgsdfjyfuiouueruyoperyhsdlivioperioyhjksdvhguiueshuiehkyhwefuighwevuiyhkjbdvduihkhuihruihcjkhuihfuilfhjkghu.' And I just thank God, I wasn't asked any questions on proceedings. And you cant really blame me bro cos when NLNG talks, small companies SHUT THA FORK UP!

Immediately the meeting ended, I rushed to a secluded area to spend some quality time with God.

Of course, whatever happens after the medicals shall be shared.

Your third request shall also not be ignored.

Congrats bro. I can imagine the feeling. We looking forward to working with you..

forkadict:


Maguy, leave matter for Mathias and sabi for Sabinus....

that prel!nctus guy matter pass Mathias own o... the beef wey i dey "corned" for am still dey swallow growth enhancing antibiotics. e yam go set one day

Vowed not to make a comment on this thread....But, I have to eat my words now. Congratulobia, Forkaddict.... God has done it for you and will do it for us. Hoping to receive congratulatory messages on this platform soon. God said it, I believe it...That settles it.

prelinctus:
Hope we aren't counting chickens here. Cos I remember dplacement vividly saying that not everybody that does medicals will eventually be taken.

Ahn ahn...Baba, just say congrats ............

prelinctus:
Hope we aren't counting chickens here. Cos I remember dplacement vividly saying that not everybody that does medicals will eventually be taken.

Always learn to wish people well. Cos what goes around comes around.

Titaniium:



Congrats bro. I can imagine the feeling. We looking forward to working with you..

Thanks so much bro. Same here. I just can't wait.

I wish you the very best bro.

dimco:
Vowed not to make a comment on this thread....But, I have to eat my words now. Congratulobia, Forkaddict.... God has done it for you and will do it for us. Hoping to receive congratulatory messages on this platform soon. God said it, I believe it...That settles it.

Thanks bro. The same God is still very much alive and He will do it. Just keep the faith bro.