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New African Proverbs by chimex38: 1:55pm On Oct 29, 2013 |
Curled this 4rm a facebook friend NEW AFRICAN PROVERBS-sounds funny but true. 1. When hot water quarrels with garri, it is the cooking stick that always mediates. 2. A monkey that eats grass instead of banana is a goat. 3. Getting married to a girl that weighs more than 80 kg is polygamy. 4. When a tsetse fly perches on your scrotum, it takes a great skill not force to kill it. 5. However much the buttocks are in a hurry, they will always remain at the back. 6. If the throat can swallow a knife, the anus must find a way of expelling it. 7. No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. 8. The man who marries a beautiful wife and a man who plants corn by the roadside have the same problem. 9. The frown on the face of a goat does not prevent it from being taken to the market. 10. No matter how far you urinate, the last always falls at your feet. (i no bliv dis one jare) 11. No matter how much weed you smoke, you cannot be the MOST HIGH. 12. One who sleeps with an itchy anus wakes up with smelly fingers. 13. He who urinates in a stream must remember his family drinks from the water. 14. The cow that is in a hurry to go to America will come back as corned beef. 15. No matter how hard cock crow on Christmas day, it must enter the pot of soup |
Re: New African Proverbs by Afrocatalyst: 2:30pm On Oct 29, 2013 |
Hahahaha ... ROTFLMFAOOO. You wan kill me with laff o. @ no matter how much weed you smoke,you can never be the MOST HIGH. Why is this so funny to me,erh? Maybe cos I do it. Hahahahahaha. |
Re: New African Proverbs by Afrocatalyst: 2:32pm On Oct 29, 2013 |
Guy but if this are truly African proverbs,then Africans are truly 'happy' people o. 'The cow that is in a hurry to go to America will come back as corned beaf' ... Hahahahahahahaha. I don fall frm my chair o. |
Re: New African Proverbs by rodeo0070(m): 3:43pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
Walahi! I don laff so te, my neighbors de knock my door. Especially @ No. 4. When a tsetse fly perches on your scrotum, it takes a great skill not force to kill it. |
Re: New African Proverbs by Emmyk(m): 4:00pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
I love no 5. No 12 is so gross. |
Re: New African Proverbs by Freiburger(m): 6:52pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
Lolzzz at the 11th proverb. |
Re: New African Proverbs by chimex38: 8:32pm On Nov 10, 2013 |
Freiburger: Lolzzz at the 11th proverb.ya.....dat got me to |
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