If SEX is an UEFA CUP IN NIGERIA...
Which STATE do u think will win It..?
1) Lagos
2) Oyo
3) Edo
4) Delta
5) Akwa ibon
6) Kaduna
7) Cross River
Kano
9) Ogun
10) FCT
Others Specify...Lets roll

Makurdi

A Preacher said:
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it
and
throw it into the river'.
And the congregation cried, 'Amen!'
'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take
it and
throw it in the river'.
And the congregation cried, 'Amen!' '
And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the
world,
I'd take it all and throw it in the river'.
Again the congregation cried, 'Amen!'
The preacher sat down.
The deacon then stood up & said: 'For our
closing
hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn
books
and sing: 'We shall drink from that river'.
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUYA!!!!!!

screenagerjoe: A Preacher said:
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it
and
throw it into the river'.
And the congregation cried, 'Amen!'
'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take
it and
throw it in the river'.
And the congregation cried, 'Amen!' '
And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the
world,
I'd take it all and throw it in the river'.
Again the congregation cried, 'Amen!'
The preacher sat down.
The deacon then stood up & said: 'For our
closing
hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn
books
and sing: 'We shall drink from that river'.
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUYA!!!!!!

boring

iterator25: boring

on point

iterator25: boring

it was not my intention to make u laff.

No state would win cos none of the nigerian states would be eligible to play in an European tournament meant for european states since they are africans.

boring joke, switched the focus of the thread, now even the thread is not interesting again. hmmm

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