A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one .
Both of their car are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt
After they crawl out of their car , the woman say,''so u r a man.
That's interesting. am a woman. WOW,just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.this must be a sign from
GOD that we should meet and be friend and live together in peace for the rest of our days
Flattered the man replied '' oh yes, i agree with u completely!''
''this must be sing from God !''
the woman continued ''And look at this here's another miracle. my car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine & celebrate our good fortune.''
then she hands the bottle to the man . the man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half bottle and then hands it back to woman
the woman take the bottle and immediately put the cap back on and hands back to the man .
THE man asks, ''Aren't U having any? the WOMAN REPLIES
NO am waiting FOR POLICE, ''

I don't understand

women and their hidden agendas, God help us

smart woman ,

LOL

and again

Lolajoy:

I don't understand

the police will come and see that the man is intoxicated

who do you think looks more guilty then?

Shey see as the woman take put the mumu guy for wahala what happen to the word lady first

Bad woman!

@Mrprsdent Thanks Lol i now understand.

That is just pure intelligence.the strenght of a woman is down between those curved 2 legs.ok

huh

if na me i will say lady first

glad its not u

kindly get me my breakfast, i dont know wat am paying u for as a house boy

sorry sir the water go soon boil make i quick make your favourite eba

aww
that is why i cant do witout you, kindly serve it hot

can i eat with u?

oh yes pls *brings out a chair for her*

ure welcome dear, *bashy pls bring to plates*

how 'bout me?

*bangs door in his face*

shines teeth @joke

No he thinks you've not finish washing his car.Maybe you should hurry up with that so that you can eat the remains before it gets cold.

Wow!

clemcykul:

oh yes pls *brings out a chair for her*

ure welcome dear, *bashy pls bring to plates*

thanks 4 d offer

unfortunately i dont use plates i eat from the pot. hope u dont mind

I am so proud to be a woman

So kunbee is girl,i tought the name is kunle a guys name but the 'le' is removed and the bee is used to replaced it because he stings but i was wrong all this while.Hmmmmmnmmm