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| I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by plaetton: 6:58pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
There are studies that religious bliss makes people live a bit longer. I want to live longer, so i think it's about time I start shopping for a religion. I want to be in that religious bliss that have been spoken about for so long. But before I jump in with out looking, I would like christians to sell me the Jesus product. Tell me why Jesus is better for me than Mohammed or Buddha, or Traditional African Religions. 1 Like |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by RationalDude(m): 7:10pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
I wonder who would fall for this. |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by FOLYKAZE(m): 7:45pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
Pay your tithe first 1 Like |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by jemijames: 7:48pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
Jesus product? You beta watch wat you say boi... Smh |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by Nobody: 7:50pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
jemijames: Jesus product? You beta watch wat you say boi... Smh  Why? Will the product bite if not used? 2 Likes |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by italo: 7:52pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
plaetton: You already have a religion. - Atheism. The religion of the self. You make your own dogmas and evangelize it. Wetin remain again. |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by philfearon(m): 8:01pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
Whats a God to a Non-believer who dont believe in Anything?...... No Religion in The Wild!! |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by plaetton: 8:13pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
italo: I am looking for something better. Something I can fear. I want to start paying my monthly 10% mortgage for a nice villa in Sugar-Candy Mountain. Something that I can look forward to, like spending eternity in Sugar-Candy mountain(Sorry, I mean heaven), or as the Mohammedans prefer, eternal sin party with 72 virgins( I hope adult virgins). |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by Ajibam: 8:22pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
I don't have religion, I would have sold it to you...all I have is Jesus. please accept it and be saved |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by FOLYKAZE(m): 8:29pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
Ajibam: I don't have religion, I would have sold it to you...all I have is Jesus. please accept it and be saved which is the product among Jesus, God and Bible? |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by Nobody: 8:33pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
philfearon: Whats a God to a Non-believer who dont believe in Anything?...... Did you just paraphrase Kanye West? |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by Ajibam: 8:39pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
FOLYKAZE:
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| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by FOLYKAZE(m): 8:41pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
Logicboy03: welcome boy....dont derail or I report you. This time you might be ban till eternity |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by Nobody: 8:42pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
FOLYKAZE:  okay sir 1 Like |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by DeepSight(m): 8:57pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
plaetton: Your sarcasm aside. http://www.sermoncentral.com/bible.asp?sscat=bible&sitesearch=ros-matthew%205&rk=matthew%205&Keyword=matthew%205 The world is a school. |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by larrymoore(m): 9:14pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
Do not buy religion my brother, buy salvation. It is the surest short way. |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by Lordlexyy: 9:38pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
Your attempt at rediculing has failed. Who ever told you Christistianity is religious, sold you falsehood. Keep inventing new trick to console yourself and your partners out of your boring state. Time is ticking, no doubt fear, desperation and self evaluation is gradually and secretly cripping in, yet that monster - pride is still kicking and fighting hard. |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by plaetton: 10:09pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
Deep Sight: 5 Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. 6 Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled. 7 Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy. 8 Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God. 9 Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God. 10 Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 13 “You are the salt of the earth. But if the salt loses its saltiness, how can it be made salty again? It is no longer good for anything, except to be thrown out and trampled underfoot. 14 “You are the light of the world. A town built on a hill cannot be hidden. OMG! Am I already a christian without even knowing it? I am meek, I am very humble, i thirst for rigteousness I I am merciful, I have a pure heart and a kindred spirit. I love peace, a peacemaker. I am often insulted and ridiculed because of my stand on justice and accountability. Wow! Jesus says that I am already blessed. Hurray! I don't need anything else. No church, perhaps no Bible, No MOG. I don"t need to pay anyone 10% of my earnings. I am the salt of the earth, so says Jesus himself. I neither need to fear hell nor the phantom devourer. I am free, I am blessed. And I did it without even going to church for the past 20 yrs or so. Thanks Deepsight for pointing me in the right direction.  |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by Joshthefirst(m): 10:11pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
plaetton:does this mean you're an old man? |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by plaetton: 10:18pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
Joshthefirst: does this mean you're an old man? I stopped going to church when I was in secondary school. I finally divorced from christianity at 18. |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by Nobody: 10:22pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
please i am at the camp ground for leadership training programme and i cannot copy very well with this phone with me.. please let somebody give him the link to john3.15-19...that is the only quote for any atheist who refuse to accept christ |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by plaetton: 10:32pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
Joshthefirst: does this mean you're an old man? Yes. So You had better start showing some respect, or risk getting your behind whipped.  |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by Joshthefirst(m): 10:35pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
plaetton: |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by Nobody: 10:38pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
1. Christianity is not a religion,it's a way of life. 2. Salvation is not bought it's a gift given to us freely by God thru d blood of his son ... |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by plaetton: 10:44pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
Elantracey: 1. Christianity is not a religion,it's a way of life. 2. Salvation is not bought it's a gift given to us freely by God thru d blood of his son ... So why are many evangelical churches charging 10% for it?  Is that commission or service fees, or surcharges?  |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by Ajibam: 10:53pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
plaetton: tithe is not salvation... |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by philfearon(m): 7:05am On Oct 31, 2013 |
Logicboy03:Yap! |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by Ajibam: 7:53am On Oct 31, 2013 |
Divepen: please i am at the camp ground for leadership training programme and i cannot copy very well with this phone with me.. 15.that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have eternal life. 16.For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believesin Him should not perish but have everlasting life. 17.For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved. 18“He who believes in Him is not condemned; but he who does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19.And this is the condemnation, that the light has come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. |
| Re: I Think I Need A Religion. Christians Come & Sell Your Religion To Me. by Nobody: 12:42pm On Oct 31, 2013 |
plaetton: Jesus product? SMH.. Ok try islam bro, you will definately enjoy the religion of peace.. |
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