jay bee: How come Oga Jona left my name out

Sagamite:

Wetin you fit contribute for Fresh Air vision?

Have you googled all the names you did not recognise and feel you should have been appointed ahead of to see how they suit their ministries?

jay bee:

I will be the first minister to introduce instagram to Nigeria

GEJ isn't gonna be too daft to unbalance the equation na

collynzo2: Now this is more like it from the resident clown of Nairaland. From pretending to be intelligent, he is now a wannabe Musiwa.

Sagamite:

You think you know instagram more than your oga at the top, Obafaiye Shem?

jay bee:
My Oga at the top isn't IT literate. He is only pocket literate

Sagamite:

If you know how to spend billions on any project, even building a single toilet, then maybe you can challenge Bala Mohammed for National Planning Commission role.

jay bee:
Easy pissie, budget and disburse money in anticipation for the following:
2024 Olympics,
2026 world cup
Procurement of 500 armoured vehicles to transport delegates should in case we host the following annual conference (IEEE, ABCD, MGEJ, IAACD)

fresh_dude: Saga, your list is incomplete. There's no Tonto Dikeh in there.

Sagamite:
23. Science and Technology - Musiwa

Sagamite: According to very "confidential" documents, these are the people that Jonathan will appoint to Federal Executive Council after the elections in 2015 to help carry Nigeria to its 2020 vision.

All the 6 geographical regions of the federation and both sexes have been carefully taken into consideration by the President to help him achieve his vision for Nigeria and give even fresher air.

Ministry - Ministerial Appointee

1. Agriculture and Natural Resources - Atiku Abubakar Kigo

2. Aviation - Stella Oduah-Ogiemwonyi

3. Communication Technology - Obafaiye Shem

4. Culture and Tourism - D'banj

5. Defence - Abubakar Shekau

6. Education - Patience Jonathan (Honorary Professor)

7. Environment - Joshua Dariye

8. Federal Capital Territory (FCT) - Evans Bipi

9. Finance - James Ibori

10. Foreign Affairs - Diepreye Alamieyeseigha

11. Health - Danbaba Suntai

12. Information - Reuben Abati

13. Interior - Hamza Al-Mustapha

14. Justice/Attorney General of the Federation - Mohammed B. Adoke, SAN

15. Labour & Productivity - Tokunbo Afikuyomi

16. Lands, Housing and Urban development - Mujahid Asari-Dokubo

17. Mines and Steel Development - Peter Odili

18. National Planning Commission - Bala Mohammed

19. Niger Delta Affairs - Government Tompolo

20. Petroleum Resources - Dan Etete

21. Police Affairs - Tafa Balogun

22. Power - Uzoma Cyril Attang

23. Science and Technology - Christopher Alao-Akala

24. Sports - Amos Adamu

25. Trade and Investment - Cecilia Ibru

26. Transport - Bode George

27. Water Resources - Mohammed Abacha

28. Women Affairs - Chijioke Wigwe

29. Works - Wale Babalakin, SAN

30. Youth Development - Chidi Lloyd


I am giving you guys high level expo!

FreeGlobe: wow, Amazing, even the naysayers and bad belles have already conceded 2015 to GEJ. why all the noise then?

ikwere militant: musixas identical twin.nw we knw madnes runs in ur blood

Sagamite:

Wetin be her strengths na?

fresh_dude:
Well, that'd have to be massive disruptive and distractionary tendencies and skills. She'd be a good tool in the FEC when Jona wants to shift attention from crucial issues to something attention-demanding but ultimately useless.

Sagamite:

Ah!

That sounds like a Minister of State of the Information Ministry.

Billyonaire: This is exactly what Nairaland has turned out to be - A huge Joke.