Today might b d day trumpet might sound, if nt, next 1, so repent nd turn away 4rm ur evil deeds.

Omo,nuffin like eclipse 4 dis town o,make una 4get d matter joor.

Ladies will see their period during any solar eclipse. So make sure u wear u pads girls.

water don already dae inside baf wit coins inside nw waitn 4 d moon n sun 2 start der royal rumble!! but wetn cari moon komot 4 im axis go mit sun mtchww na xo im go dae fynd yeye wahala wen trouble dae slip...

lmao

abeg jor!,una wit dis eclipse sef,mak we no look up,make we no talk,chop,sleep,kiss,mak lov,na 2day rat dey inside smoke,mtcheeeew!

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Please ..y'all should alert ur village folks o..before they start sacrificing innocent maidens to appease the gods!!!

slap1: All these posts about eclipse have eclipsed the front page.

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correct!

Let me go to the religion section to hear what religious people have to say...

dani1luv: In Nigeria, its an opportunity for the experienced thieves to raid

that's absolute rubbish

If to say scientists no de tel us d day wey eclipse wan hapen ni.. Imagin say chelsea & barca de play match, eclipse con hapen.,evrywhr con dark... Imagin wetin go hapen.?,. afta evrytin don clear... refree go don get life injury, because of ojoro, players for don trowey punches lyk tyson, messi go de 4 backpost de cry, his face go don swel up.. na platini go com down himself, con give evrybody red card...

2sureguy1: End of tym finz......Christ comin lyk a thief in d nyt.

na thief he be? Anyhow sha, we sef dey at alert like anti robbery squad

peacelife: If to say scientists no de tel us d day wey eclipse wan hapen ni.. Imagin say chelsea & barca de play match, eclipse con hapen.,evrywhr con dark... Imagin wetin go hapen.?,. afta evrytin don clear... refree go don get life injury, because of ojoro, players for don trowey punches lyk tyson, messi go de 4 backpost de cry, his face go don swel up.. na platini go com down himself, con give evrybody red card...

see mumu talk oh

d. only weird thing you will see is Muslims shouting. alahuakbar.

Does that celebrating their birthday today,will also celebrate solare eclipese today,cant wait....,av experienced it twice in moi generation,this is the third time,we are great ....

Mehn some Zombies could be awake when the sun light will suddenly catch up with them again.

elrony: Please ..y'all should alert ur village folks o..before they start sacrificing innocent maidens to appease the gods!!!

go drink your jesus blood and eat his flesh. Today is Sunday.

mumu

And my new babe is coming today, so I can't have sex with her.

lolol..crazy.

peacelife: If to say scientists no de tel us d day wey eclipse wan hapen ni.. Imagin say chelsea & barca de play match, eclipse con hapen.,evrywhr con dark... Imagin wetin go hapen.?,. afta evrytin don clear... refree go don get life injury, because of ojoro, players for don trowey punches lyk tyson, messi go de 4 backpost de cry, his face go don swel up.. na platini go com down himself, con give evrybody red card...

Wetin dis one dey think sef as if football is not played at night.

tha_originator: see mumu talk oh

Lol.. dead sense of humor.. tipical messishitparka

PAGAN 9JA:



go drink your jesus blood and eat his flesh. Today is Sunday.

mumu

Hehe fool...hope u don't sacrifice ur sister today!...please kill chicken instead o

Magazunchi person!!$

elrony:

Hehe fool...hope u don't sacrifice ur sister today!...please kill chicken instead o

Magazunchi person!!$

hey d.ickhead. go eat your God and worship your idols of man.

dont forget to r.ape the lil kids in the church. bunch of GAYZ.


CHRISTIAN HOMOSEXUAL fkker.

Kissing the person you love during an eclipse is unforgettable.
Best time for reconciliations and mending broken hearts too.

And here I am thinking that it is jst Nigerians who believe dumb superstitions...

Solar Eclipse never show up na.. Mtchew

Still waiting for the eclipSe lol.

Live frm Minna,Niger State,the eclipse is nw being experienced

Lionbite: My people no be eclipse o...... Na RAPTURE!!! It has already reached akure where people have reported to have seen men ascending *Dusts Bible* oh boi, so this book still dey

*smh* what a pity

I don't believe it, am still waiting for strange thing to happen. i didn't see anything yet.lie lie

Jaidey-one:
No sex im expecting someone this afternoon and im definitely humping her.

You wey no get girlfriend