Ladies:

What type of men do you usually attract? tall, short, big, slim, none etc??


Guys:
What type of women attracts you? tall, petite, big etc

Can you have your own catergory for the types of people you attract?

Tall and petite, cos they are flipable.

I no even wan boast, abeg.  
I can't work up the courage to compare my Lamborghini to your 504 peugeots.  The class is just way too different.  My Aston Martin alone na die.

i usally get the nerdy athletes. they are real muscular yet they still got a brain functioning. i sometimes get the poetic type too.

i usally get the nerdy athletes. they are real muscular yet they still got a brain functioning. i sometimes get the poetic type too.

So you've not attracted any CHOOlike or Hannibalike man before?

CH3COO:

I no even wan boast, abeg.  
I can't work up the courage to compare my Lamborghini to your 504 peugeots.  The class is just way too different.  My Aston Martin alone na die.

somebody show this guy to the autos section abeg    

Can you have your own catergory for the types of people you attract?

Of course or do you attract every category including area boys?

You just love bat signaling those guys you just named don't you, Funmi.

funmi, Like duh?  The type of boys she (oyin) attracts don't even have a good head over their shoulders.  After their hopes of making the NBA or the NFL runs out, they will either begin to slang heron in the hood or work at a local MickeyDee.

somebody show this guy to the autos section abeg

No he owns those cars(stupid boy describing women like cars), .in his dreams of course.

RedHotChic:

Of course or do you attract every category including area boys?

roflmao

You just love bat signaling those guys you just named don't you, Funmi.

Yes she loves every thought of those guys she mentioned, namely me and hannibal.  she derives her pleasure from us.

This place is a nice place to come and read jokes after a long and rough day, keep them coming jare

she derives her pleasure from us.

You don't know how right you are. Hannibal makes my day. Where is he sef? laying up some N10 prostitute in Oworonsoki, Eldee is spoiling that good boy.

CH3COO:

funmi, Like duh? The type of boys she (oyin) attracts don't even have a good head over their shoulders. After their hopes of making the NBA or the NFL runs out, they will either begin to slang heron in the hood or work at a local MickeyDee.

oh SHUT UP!!!! got dang you being unreasonable right now. you dont even know these people yet you want to judge them. over here taking about your car. whatever we all know you drive a broke down toyota. with one glass wiper working.

o he owns those cars(stupid boy describing women like cars), .in his dreams of course.

you are even lucky i used fancy cars.  danfos and molues would have been the right vehicular descriptions for some of you women folk.

mostly petite, not too tall.

over here taking about your car. whatever we all know you drive a broke down toyota. with one glass wiper working.

I bet you he has no car keys unless he jump starts them.

mostly petite.

Hmmmm; Tall? short? conservative? liberal?

oh SHUT UP!!!! got dang you being unreasonable right now. you don't even know these people yet you want to judge them. over here taking about your car. whatever we all know you drive a broke down toyota. with one glass wiper working.

lol!!!   oyin, biko puo.  I nor fit laugh again.  Na so he pain you reach? Okay I'm sorry honey.
_{broke down toyota, tufiaka, isiewu}

Agberos dem sabi luv weli weli

keys? These cars are mere gifts awarded to me by daughters of wealthy merchants who appreciate my service.  I don't beg to have the keys, they are delivered to me by servants and slaves of love.

@topic, I want to say thin to average sized women ranging from about 5'7 to 5'11

@topic, I want to say thin to average sized women ranging from about 5'7 to 5'11

So i'm included huh? Have you considered the fact that you may not be attracting any woman?

Agberos Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin them sabi love weli weli

Like Pataki, Eldee, Sly and Canniba[/b]l?

How come you attract only agberos? Do you wear [b]Fart farm?

RedHotChic:

Like Pataki, Eldee, Sly and Cannibal?

How come you attract only agberos? Do you wear Fart farm?

lol

RedHotChic:

So i'm included huh? Have you considered the fact that you may not be attracting any woman?

LOL yeah right.

LOL yeah right

No, for real; Just like some chics may not be attracting any man(especially gay men).

@Topic
Pot Bellied, Mouth Ati Body Odoured, Short, Morbidly Obese Men

aka the sexy types

@ibk
lucky you! You better arrange to meet CH3COO, you just described him. potbelly et all.