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Obama by oranges(m): 9:14am On Jul 11, 2008
All a Man wants is a patient woman, to watch his dreams fall to place and to quit nagging a brother, you think she knew he would be this close to rulling a super power, no, but she stuck with him and his VW bettle anyway, where are all the good women at, damn!

Re: Obama by ayusman16(m): 9:25am On Jul 11, 2008
The beetle might not necessary be his own just becos he's posing beside it.
Re: Obama by clemcykul(f): 9:29am On Jul 11, 2008
*plucks and sucks oranges*
Re: Obama by ayusman16(m): 9:35am On Jul 11, 2008
Oranges unfortunately na man. why no such him banana or eat him small size carrot
Re: Obama by Joan2(f): 10:02am On Jul 11, 2008
Good women still exists and really not difficult to find if u know what u are looking for
Re: Obama by ituen(m): 6:54am On Jul 12, 2008
So obama lived at oshodi?

Na my papa car i see for background oh
Re: Obama by ThugLife1(m): 8:51pm On Jul 12, 2008
ituen:

So obama lived at oshodi?
Yes
Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 10:34pm On Jul 12, 2008
Jokes apart, this is really touching and inspirational.
Re: Obama by alex406(m): 2:05pm On Jul 13, 2008
I remembered jamming Obama at traffic Jam in Oshodi sometime ago.Hope he will remember his root, lol
Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 2:35pm On Jul 13, 2008
@alex406 Yaa you were selling Gala at the hold-up and he bought some from you. I am sure he will remember. grin
Re: Obama by coolykdat(m): 2:53pm On Jul 13, 2008
All d good women have discovered sumtin!

Money and material things

cool
Re: Obama by tufe(m): 3:20pm On Jul 13, 2008
at poster, na u talk say that bettle na him own abi. just because my guy pose with am. u sure say bentley no dey in front of the camera.

look my guy, u go fit allow ur sister marry person wey dey use bettle? come lets call a spade a spade. no one wants to suffer. so if u feel bad about the way women act, then go and make money then come back for them. . . kabish!!!
Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 5:04pm On Jul 13, 2008
@All See as tufe dey talk like say him get money. When last you give your babe money for hair ?
Re: Obama by Kays1(m): 5:06pm On Jul 13, 2008
Wetin concern you ?
angry
Re: Obama by tufe(m): 5:09pm On Jul 13, 2008
@ben

why i go give woman money go make her. she no get her own job, abi she not get papa. na me bring am come this world. abeg jare, make i hear word grin grin grin
Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 5:48pm On Jul 13, 2008
tufe:

at poster, na u talk say that bettle na him own abi. just because my guy pose with am. u sure say bentley no dey in front of the camera.

look my guy, u go fit allow your sister marry person wey dey use bettle? come lets call a spade a spade. no one wants to suffer. so if u feel bad about the way women act, then go and make money then come back for them. . . kabish!!!

So who come talk this before ?
Re: Obama by tufe(m): 6:03pm On Jul 13, 2008
well, i still maintain that a girl shud not marry a poor man, but na me born my wifey wey i go dey give am money for hair. make she go sweat make her own money, that one no mean say love no dey sha
Re: Obama by alex406(m): 6:48pm On Jul 13, 2008
ben~jay:

@alex406 Yaa you were selling Gala at the hold-up and he bought some from you. I am sure he will remember. grin

Thanks for reminding me jare,we used to hawk it together at the traffic jam, But you no wan confess na.
Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 6:50pm On Jul 13, 2008
@alex406 Atleast i don't do that anymore grin
Re: Obama by alex406(m): 6:56pm On Jul 13, 2008
Yes you are no longer doing it in Lagos,now proceeded to Ghana because thats where money is now.
Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 6:59pm On Jul 13, 2008
@alex406 hahahahaha grin Nice one.
Atleast now i be foreign based Gala seller. You still be local based. Levels still dey. grin
Re: Obama by alex406(m): 7:07pm On Jul 13, 2008
Yes Ben-Jay you don advance for Gala selling, Infact you don buy car with am come marry born pikin inside the business.small time na your baby boi go replace you when you don retire.
Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 7:14pm On Jul 13, 2008
Yeah thats what they call Family Business. grin Havn't you heard about the clericuzio's ?
Re: Obama by MrTurkey(m): 7:27pm On Jul 13, 2008
grin
Re: Obama by ituen(m): 10:52pm On Jul 13, 2008
Nice lines benjay
Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 11:14pm On Jul 13, 2008
LOL thnx grin
Re: Obama by alex406(m): 2:28pm On Jul 14, 2008
Well i wish Iteun will adapt to the frills of gala hawking.
Re: Obama by Jeovy(m): 3:11pm On Jul 14, 2008
Don't blame the Hawkers
Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 4:19pm On Jul 14, 2008
@Jeovy u don dey use kona kona enter us here oo.
Re: Obama by clemcykul(f): 4:25pm On Jul 14, 2008
na corner man he be na
Re: Obama by benjay1(m): 4:31pm On Jul 14, 2008
I can really see that .
Re: Obama by clemcykul(f): 5:26pm On Jul 14, 2008
so ur sights are okay now?

congrats once again grin

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