A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Ochendo raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."

Mary answers, "He's in my heart."

Akpors waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"

The surprised teacher asks Akpors how he knows this.

"Well," Akpors says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

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