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Ituen The Bushman by coolykdat(m): 4:54pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
Ituen and his SauceKid were visiting a mall for the first time. they were amazed by almost everything they saw especially by two shiny walls that moved apart and back together by themselves again. Ituen asked' "What is this SauceKid?" SauceKid, having never seen an elevator before in his life answered' "I have no idea my Guy" While Ituen and SauceKid were watching with wide eyes and open mouths, an old lady in a wheelchair moved to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and she rolled herself between them into the small room. The walls closed and Ituen and SauceKid watched as small circles lit up above the walls. The walls opened again and an eighteen year old with the body of a model stepped out. SauceKid stared at Ituen anxiously and told him "Ol boy go and get Ibkaye FAST". |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by princesa(f): 5:01pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
. . . . . , . and the morale is |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by mykali(m): 5:08pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
ha ha , ibkaye, i didn't know u required a ''magic shape/age changer'' to make u look younger. coolykdat, u don dey find trouble o!!! |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by coolykdat(m): 5:27pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
Trouble is my middlename |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by mykali(m): 5:33pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
welcome to nairaland na. na u go suffer. |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by Nobody: 5:36pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
roflmao good one |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by mykali(m): 5:44pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
see the mouth u dey take laff. |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by coolykdat(m): 5:46pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
mykali:**shaking in my size 10 boots** Bone jo I no dey fear *cocks joke gun and points it at Nlnders* Take cover guys I've got a gun and I'm gonna use it. |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by Nobody: 5:58pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
hehehe |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by princesa(f): 6:42pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
@poster for a newbie u pretty much got guts keep it up and hope it lasts u |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by bibs(f): 7:03pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
coolykdat! coolykdat!! coolykdat!!! how many times i call u? *singing* no do no do no do gragra for hia u beta mind urself o boy, |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by coolykdat(m): 7:19pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
@ princesa tanx 4 the compliment. no be only guts i get liver follow dey! @ bibs easy call my name, no be u give me! *replies song* Categorically, I'm da best Mentally no gainsaying I'm da cutest Physically don't doubt me I go take over NLD Incredible, Remarkable, Unbeatable, Palatable, Reliable. |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by Nobody: 7:20pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
:-x |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by mykali(m): 7:48pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
@ibk no comment? |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
my comment was - roflmao |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by mykali(m): 8:13pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
lol i contradict maself. |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by Nobody: 8:14pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by dreeldee: 8:31pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
nawah o |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by Nobody: 8:32pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
kini |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by ayusman16(m): 8:45pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
cocolykdat, really like the idea of ur post. dats a bomb! Expect more from u |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by Nobody: 8:47pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
hmmm, i don't think the guy is new o |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by coolykdat(m): 9:01pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
ibkaye: And u thought about this all by ur self! Ur brain must be really exhausted from all that stress! **pours cold water on Ibkaye's head** |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by Nobody: 9:20pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
coolykdat:lol ese |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by ituen(m): 10:52pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
If you take a look at the story, its caucekid that sld be the bushman. |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by princesa(f): 10:54am On Jul 12, 2008 |
i dont think so |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by ThugLife1(m): 8:26pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by princesa(f): 8:37pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
flies enter the opened mouth |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by Jeovy(m): 9:58pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
coolykdat you must really know ituen from home |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by coolykdat(m): 1:29pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
Jeovy:Yes na, na me carry civilization go their village. Wait o! Jeovy no be d same place una from come |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by Nobody: 2:16pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
cool |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by MrInfo1(m): 2:58pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
. . . . .Ituen The Bushman . . . . . That aren't news na @ Ituen I lie ? |
Re: Ituen The Bushman by tufe(m): 3:17pm On Jul 13, 2008 |
tite joke. i love it |
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