hm m m m m m m m . . . . . . . . . . , . . .but Sir George, a woman?

@sir george
bros. . .no vessssss o. . .but that was out of order. . .

what arrogance,what unbelievable effrontery!!!!I sit enraptured as this beautiful display of football unfolds and SHE has the audacity to interrupt me so SHE can watch BEYONCE!!!BEYONWHOOO!!!!.I shall have to resort to Murder.Yes that is my only option.

why's everybody saying i'm out of order.what have i done wrong

Signing in,

Nothing but nothing should come in between a guy and his football game - least of all, Beyonce! Heck, not even d entire legion of angels in heaven can force me to change the channel in the middle of a WC game. If they wanna watch Beyonce (or Elton John or Lil Wizzy or whoeva is making teenagers go gaga thez days), they'll just hav ta wait till half-time - and only after i'm done watching the replays!

bluespice: nice tact

Sir George , i have killed women in my dreams , only one woman i felt like killing in my whole life, now i just smile

hitting a woman is wrong,poisoning her well thats a different ball game, next time force her to drink petrol,block her nostrils

to help open her mouth,down goes the petrol,about a litre would do just right, step back light a stick of cigar and drop the flaming end. . . simple

ari! haba,na wa o

messy? i beg to differ. . . .noting messy about that . . . .the forensic team will only have ashes to contend with

Blue. Lose the freaking font. Believe it or not, you're the reason I'm back here. This vertigo inducing font will make my movement like that of a revolving door.

@vesc

hmmm care to explain what you mean by ' you are the reason i m back here'?

No. I do not care to, lol. Perhaps you'll have more success asking her?

Nonsense! Yeye hostel caretaker, well thank GOD for the weather. useless landlord +greedy caretaker.God go judge. They took away my fan! &my bed? useless people. kay&v! whatzup, good to know you miss me too!? lol.

blue, what did i do?

I'm back!

Hi Princess. Remember me? My other monica was Krrush. Missed you, Princess.

Rocks crushes, getwhattamean?

Girls, who punishes someone whose crime is incommunicadoisis by incommunicadoisis? Reminds me of my father who won't eat if dinner gets served late. Madness! Complain but don't be paradoxical. The universe may fold in on itself

How I wish you weren't bluffing. All these suicide manuals are rip-offs

this old thread aint dead yet?i remember reading this thread almost 2 years back.never realised there were so many ways to make a man bleed.lol, i trust ariblaze to rant till he's 99.i bet he'll even rant about his uncomfortable coffin & d lousy pallbearers.fortunately not in the mood to kill anybody right nw.

blu. . . .i am sorry

and in lieu of how bad i feel

i submit myself to you to torture as you please


vesc: you are an animal

hi y'all! blaze, blu, V, sino, EJ - glad to see we're all back in ranting style. Dozita, you ain't seen nothing yet, we're just warming up.

Blu babe, me missed u too, but them fonts are really giving me kaitaracts - um, sorry, cataracts.

blaze, can i participate in the torturing too? I 've got ways to several split infinities of pain, mmh, whadja say?

Ok, now what i actually came here to say. What's it with all these one-liner rants? Here, take a look:

vescucci:

How I wish you weren't bluffing. All these suicide manuals are rip-offs

bluespice:

i love the way it is acceptable (and deeply encouraged in fact) to kill people for not paying attention to their own business

I mean, since when was ONE SENTENCE enough to douce our deranged, psychotic rage?
Admittedly, them liners have a certain zing to 'em - you know, the way you'd eye-ball that crazy, moronic, slug-headed, chicken-brained taxi-driver who's just splashed refined mud-water (the high-viscosity type) on your Christmas best - eyeball him oh so bad and oh so wicked that your eye practically emits laser beams - and then you spit it out: "F!!CK!NG F!!CKTARD!!!!"

haha - yup, it's sure got zing to it! 

But still peeps, we can do better than that. Like take a deep deep breath and blast out words to totally drown that morrafocking dei-forsaken kaitaing dim-witted poo-box-toilet-seat-wipe of a bounzle. There, something like that. 

[font=Monotype Corsiva ]bwuaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah!
in the full view of the rant public, i'm going down on two knees and asking
"kay will you marry me?"

btw you prefer this font?[/font]

bluespice:

[font=Monotype Corsiva ]bwuaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah!
in the full view of the rant public, i'm going down on two knees and asking
"kay will you marry me?"

btw you prefer this font?[/font]

Aww mehhhhnn . . . . 
hey blu, back-up a little; you know i'm not gonna share the tv remote right?

About the font, umm, i think i actually have kaitaracts now.

By the power vested in me by me, I hereby pronounce you man and woman, with or without the consent of said man. Make a million kay-bluespice hybrids.

blu. . . .i may have to request you dont post here anymore

you insist on that yeye font. . . . . kai no spoil my eyes

You're still on probation na and thus in no position to make demands. Though that font makes me wanna make a tunnel though my temples.