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Football Vrs Sex by Nobody: 10:35pm On Nov 08, 2013 |
1). Goin to ur bf/gf without being invited= OFFSIDE.... 2). Datin a girl 2day nd havin sex on d xame day= FREE-KICK............. ..3). Condom= GOALKEEPER 4). Condom breaks = PENALTY 5). Abortion= RED CARD 6). A girl with lots of energy= CAPTAIN 7). Havin sex without a condom= OWN GOAL . Takin a lot of time without coming= MAN OF THE MATCH 9). Banging 3 gals in a day= HAT-TRICK 10). Havin many chicks nd banging all= MVP 11). Havin sex with ur ex= FRIENDLY MATCH 12). 8 yrs of sex witout gettin a child= ARSENAL 13). After two rounds u request for more= EXTRA TIME 14). Takin it gently when havin sex= FAIR PLAY 15). Biting her n!pples= SUAREZ 16). Two legs on shoulder= TROW IN 17). Askin her, hw do u want it= TAKIN INSTRUCTIONS ON THE SIDELINE 18). A lady usin pills after sex nd later still gets pregnant= DEFENSIVE ERROR 19). Girl being pregnant= GoOoOoL!!! 20). Your guy collect ur chick= TRUE PASS 21). Havin sex with a gal nd ur mum opens the door= INJURY 22). You and ur girl break up= GAME OVER. 23). Girl tells u to stop= YELLOW CARD |
Re: Football Vrs Sex by wasak(m): 11:06pm On Nov 08, 2013 |
creative! |
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